July 10, 2018
“PLOT TWIST: You were the shithole all along, you stupid White goyim!”
Guys, I think the end of our global Huwhyte Supremacy may be fast approaching.
After millions of years of oppression, Afrikans are finally rediscovering the ancient Wakandan technology that allowed them to create wondrous inventions such as flying pyramids, hip-hop, helicopters and peanut butter.
I fear our chickens may be coming home to roost…
In a bizarre turn of event the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organisation has given UNZA US$340,000 to establish a degree programme on witchcraft. The course will be formally known as Intangible Cultural Heritage and will take in 20 students.
The mighty negroid intellect has literally tricked us into funding our own doom!
UNESCO Secretary General Dr Charles Ndakala has said that this is part of a wider attempt to safeguard our cultural heritage, which in neighbouring countries we have seen lost to violence, civil wars or political regimes. His defence of witchcraft seems to have been accepted a lot more readily than that which Professor Nkandu Luo gave last year when she proposed It should be taught as a science.
I bet that’s because she’s a woman.
Misogyny is another aspect of our global Huwhyte Supremacist empire that we’ve used to oppress the superior people of color.
MINISTER of Higher Education Nkandu Luo says Zambia should consider research and the study of witchcraft as a science that can be used productively for the benefit of the country.
Professor Luo said Zambian scientists can learn from the South African counterparts who have commenced studies in witchcraft in some universities.
South Afrika is definitely the most WOKE country in Afrika, and the model I would use for LIBERATION if I were Afrikan.
Our trickery and lies are no longer working…
“I could not help but think of witchcraft when I saw a mobile phone put into a box and it turned into a lady’s pant!” she said
If what this noble Afrikan queen says is true, then they’ve already rediscovered the secret of transmuting everyday items into underwear, which is just one step away from the ultimate transmutation technology – turning Vibranium into fried chicken, the ultimate secret of the universe.
We had a good run guys, but I think we’re finally done for.
As the only race who is genetically predisposed to the evilness of thinking that there any differences between races, you gotta admit, we kinda deserve our fate.
Let’s hope our new Afrikan masters have mercy on us…