May 30, 2018
YAAAASS QUEEN SLAAAY.
US tennis star Serena Williams said her new black catsuit made her feel like a superhero and powered her to victory at the French Open in Paris on Tuesday.
The tennis ace defeated Kristyna Pliskova of the Czech Republic 7-6 (7-4) 6-4 in the first round at Roland-Garros, and afterwards said the new black catsuit she was sporting on court had helped her win.
“I fell like a warrior princess kind, a queen from Wakanda,” the 36-year-old said, referencing the blockbuster Black Panther movie from Marvel.
“I’m always living in a fantasy world. I always wanted to be a superhero, and it’s kind of my way of being a superhero.”
As you might expect, she looks like an absolutely hideous nigress regardless of the outfit she’s wearing. In fact, this suit makes “her” look worse.
"I feel like a warrior in it, like a warrior princess kind of, (a) queen from Wakanda.
I'm always living in a fantasy world. I always wanted to be a superhero, and it's kind of my way of being a superhero.
I feel like a superhero when I wear it."
— Roland-Garros (@rolandgarros) May 29, 2018
And if I were to wager a bet, I would say that the steroids helped her a bit more than the catsuit.
But it is funny to see just how much blacks identified with the Black Panther movie.
The equivalent would be Whites identifying with something explicitly ethnonationalist and anti-Black.
Super Saiyan Hitler basically.
But that’s not allowed is it?
An ostensibly female silverback with higher T than the entire male staff of the NYT combined is allowed to compete though, despite it being clearly obvious that a middle-aged, recently pregnant absolutely jacked black woman is clearly on something.
But just like we can’t call her out on the Wakanda bullshit, we can’t point out the obvious that she’s a monstrous freak of nature that no one wants to see on the court.
This is what women’s tennis should look like:
It’s nauseating AF tbh.
Should have spoilered the image, in retrospect.