October 3, 2019
She has weird nipples and her face resembles Ben Shapiro’s
If you consider that Greta Thunberg is not even 17 years old yet, that she literally has the body of a prepubescent boy and that Vladimir Putin is definitely a powerful man… it’s easy to see how this can be considered rape under current year standards.
The difference in power is just too great for him to even talk about the Climate Queen.
Vladimir Putin took aim at teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg today, calling her a ‘poorly informed teenager’ who was being ‘used by adults’.
The Russian president said the 16-year-old should ‘tell developing counties why they should live in poverty‘ over her campaign to cut fossil fuel use.
Better to live in poverty than to not live at all because the planet burned.
Stop stealing the kids’ future, Putin. There is no excuse.
At an energy forum today Putin told the audience he did not share the excitement about the Swede’s United Nations speech last month.
The schoolgirl electrified the UN summit in New York when she denounced world leaders for failing to tackle climate change, unleashing the outrage felt by millions of her peers by demanding: ‘How dare you?‘
Putin told the energy conference, adding it was deplorable that Thunberg was being used by some groups – which he did not name – to achieve their own goals.
Chairing a session titled ‘Energy Partnership for Sustainable Growth’ at an energy forum in Moscow, Putin said: ‘I may disappoint you but I don’t share the common excitement about the speech by Greta Thunberg.
‘No one has explained to Greta that the modern world is complex and different and…people in Africa or in many Asian countries want to live at the same wealth level as in Sweden.
‘Go and explain to developing countries why they should continue living in poverty and not be like Sweden.’
She doesn’t need to “go and explain” anything to developing countries because developing countries are moving into Sweden anyways.
Little do those developing countries know though, they’re walking into a trap.
US President Donald Trump mocked Thunberg and Canadian Member of Parliament Maxime Bernier called her alarmist and mentally unstable.
Thunberg said their mockery of children who were protesting showed her message had become ‘too loud to handle’.
Putin said young people who paid attention to environmental issues should be supported, adding: ‘But when someone is using children and teenagers in personal interests, it only deserves to be condemned.
‘I’m sure that Greta is a kind and very sincere girl. But adults must do everything not to bring teenagers and children into some extreme situations.’
How dare he imply that children shouldn’t lead the world?
I side with Queen Greta here. The third world is doing the most damage to the environment, so they can become Amish or die.
The problem is that if we become Amish before they do, then we lose the ability to enforce the process of turning everyone Amish.
It’s kind of a “Be The Change That You Want to See in The World” paradox where you lose the ability to save the world by trying you yourself to save the world before everyone else.
If the proposed solution to climate change requires the only people interested in saving the planet in the first place to give up to power to do so, then it’s time we look for solutions actually likely to work.
Or not, because Climate Change is not going to destroy Earth.
But if we assume that the Climate Apocalypse will happen and that Greta Thunberg is absolutely right, then we should be really talking about conquering the entire planet to forcing everyone to live like the Amish.
Or like in Rawhide or whatever.