November 2, 2018
Very disappointed in Trump.
If I had known that he was going to make American women fatter, I would NOT have voted for him.
Rethinking everything now.
Barbra Streisand told the far-left New York Times Trump is making her fat and that it doesn’t matter if her Trump-bashing album offends his supporters.
What is most revealing (and amusing), though, is Streisand’s unhealthy obsession with Trump. He appears to be literally ruining her life and mental well-being — and no, I’m not tired of winning.
Streisand admits she “would lie awake at night with Trump’s outrages running through my head.”
She adds, “I want to sleep nights, if we take the House I’ll be able to sleep a little bit better.”
If Democrats fail to take the House, Streisand is thinking of moving to Canada … but she doesn’t really know.
“I don’t know. I’m just so saddened by this thing happening to our country. It’s making me fat,” she admits.
“I hear what he said now, and I have to go eat pancakes now, and pancakes are very fattening.”
This is serious stuff, folks.
I expect the White House to make a comment and an apology before the midterms.
It’s hard out there for a young White man. You’re gonna spend your days and nights out mackin’ on this:
And that’s if you’re lucky.
So now I hear that DRUMPF is making it worse???
GRRRR DOUNALDDDDD GRUMPFFFFFFFFF!!!!
I think Trump is an OK president… I guess.
The Wall stuff is cool and all, but what I really want is a president that will make White Women Thin Again.
And I want to bring back Low-Waist Jeans Nationalism.
Bring it back, Mr. President. I want it all back.
Your constituents are soon gonna start demanding that the irreformable sluts start at least start being hot again.
Another great slogan for you, Mr. President: Make Our Sluts Hot Again.
Let’s win again on Tuesday and let’s win big.