Trump and Pence Say We’re Returning to the Moon

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
March 29, 2019

Literally, every single president says that we’re going to go back to the moon. It’s a real crowd-pleaser. Only black people hate the idea of humanity going into space. Probably because they can’t conceptualize the very idea and assume that the world is flat.


Vice President Mike Pence brought word from President Donald Trump Tuesday that the U.S. will put an American back on the Moon within five years.

Pence revealed at the fifth meeting of the National Space Council:

I’m here, on the president’s behalf, to tell the men and women of the Marshall Space Flight Center and the American people that, at the direction of the president of the United States, it is the stated policy of this administration and the United States of America to return American astronauts to the Moon within the next five years.

The U.S. Space & Rocket Center in Huntsville, Alabama, served as the venue for the meeting and remarks from the vice president. Listeners applauded at the news an American would return to the Moon within five years.

“Let me be clear: The first woman and the next man on the Moon will both be American astronauts, launched by American rockets, from American soil,” Pence clarified to more applause from the audience.

I hope he’s telling the truth. After failing at crypto, I decided to go all out and invest in something long term and tangible: lunar real estate.

People talk about Faustian destiny and Warhammer 40k when they talk about space exploration, but me personally, I’m just thinking about the real estate opportunities. I need to get creative if I’m going to find my own American dream.

Think about the basic premise of America for a second. The official motto of the entire continent before the Constitution was ratified was: “it’s free real estate.” 

The first pilgrims got Manhattan for $15 dollars – as the legend goes. Then settlers started colonizing the interior, just straight-up claiming land in some cases as they saw fit.

Then there were those generational “boom” moments where you could strike it rich. At one point, there were literal rivers full of gold in California. Then there were entire towns built by titans of industry like Ford where you had it made working a 9-5 making Model T’s. Fast-forward to the housing boom after WWII and you had 25-year-olds buying 4-bedroom STARTER houses. Everything was nice and affordable, practically everyone had access to free real estate.

Nazi Germany was pretty low on free real estate.

That’s why they had to go to war.

Hitler wanted to secure that free real estate for the German people.

Meanwhile, fast-forward to 2019 and the only free real estate is on the moon.

I figured that since I would never be able to afford a home in America because of the Boomers and mass migration, I should get in early on the moon market.

Because, when worldwide White flight takes off in earnest, where are the White ppl going to go?

Either they’re going to build a giant orbiting space station like they did in Elysium or they’re going to build gated communities on the moon. When the first wave of white flight carpet-baggers decides to make the move to the moon in search of better schools, I’ll be sitting pretty and ready to sell my land at a huge mark-up.

When I voted for Trump, I figured that a Real Estate Developer in Chief would make securing free real estate a priority for his presidency.

And I see now that I wasn’t wrong in my assessment.

Trump may not want to end America’s Jewish wars or do anything about the beaner flood, but he def wants to build a hotel with his name on it on the moon. This was the secret goal of the Trump presidency when you really think about it.

And once he does, the prices in the neighborhood are going to go up up up!

Top Comments

  1. I keep seeing claims we never went to the :waxing_crescent_moon:. Is there a good web site with a summary of the evidence against?

  2. The only reason to go to the moon is to set up a penal colony for Jews and beaners.

    But given that Trump is a massive faggot for Jewish dick and immigrants, I don’t see it happening.

  3. So let me get this straight, no money for promised border anti beaner wall, but money to send women and presumably black / gay / jewish men to the moon?
    Am I missing something here or what?

  4. With all due respect, I’m going to digress a bit.


    Spiders are great to have in your house. They keep to themselves and kill all the insects and all they ask for is a corner you don’t use.

    I personally have an agreement with the spiders not to use the vacuum in the corners in exchange for pest control services. :rofl:

    Just another way to be neon and humane to worthy creatures in your environment.

  5. Well, there is Antarctica. Inb4 “it’s covered in glaciers tho.” Not all of it is. There are dry valleys that are perpetually clear of ice due to katabatic winds.

    If Phoenix Arizona exists, there’s no reason those valleys couldn’t support a city. We could even 3d print a giant plexiglas dome around it and grow tropical foliage inside. New Zealand officially claims the valleys, but what would they even do if we just showed up there one day and started building a town? Sick their pathetic navy on us? I’d like to see them try. They don’t even have one destroyer, let alone any battleships or aircraft carriers.

  6. Trump can’t tie his own shoes without asking a Jew for permission.

    Press X to doubt.

  7. G-Man says:

    We’re returning to the moon and fentanyl will take us there.

  8. MYNYM says:

    Fitting, as the Trump admin devolves into loony tunes and lunacy…

    This isn’t the music of the spheres that the implicitly white triangle club had in mind. Apparently a bunch of white morons in secret societies were so busy looking at the sky and triangulating their position that they forgot their racial roots in the earth, as earthlings.

    Technically they’re not morons. But culturally, they most certainly are… or have been.

    Look at the shit with “hidden figures”. Now they’re allowing people to pretend that the black female janitors are the real triangle club. Next they’ll say that African tribes used the pyramids as a GPS system. Etc… soon I’m going to have to agree with the liberal shit heads about old white men. And join the DS in focusing on young white men… at some point one has to divide your own people if some of them are diseased.

    It’s not divide and conquer if it’s a glaringly necessary division, necessitated by the abysmal failures of an entire generation that’s currently aging and apparently getting senile after being infantile. They skipped being adults capable of maintaining a nation for themselves and posterity entirely, apparently. Boom, a big generation/demographic oscillating in the body politic as the product of a war that should have never existed… from infantility to senility.

    It’s all centered on WWI/WWII.

  9. zzzak says:

    Made out of paper and foil.

  10. They might try it, but after many explosions and many deaths because of incompetent she-boons captaining the ships, they will give it up, rather than admit only heterosexual White men can pull it off.

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