This Just In: Russian Hackers Hack FBI Investigation Into Russian Hackers Hacking US Election

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
January 31, 2019





Mueller’s hot on the trail of another Russia lead!

The Guardian:

Evidence gathered by Robert Mueller, the special counsel, was obtained by Russians and leaked online in an attempt to discredit his inquiry into Moscow’s interference in US politics, prosecutors said on Wednesday.

A court filing by Mueller’s office said more than 1,000 files that it shared confidentially with attorneys for indicted Russian hackers later appeared to have been uploaded to a filesharing site and promoted by a Twitter account.

“We’ve got access to the Special Counsel Mueller’s probe database as we hacked Russian server with info from the Russian troll case,” a tweet from the account said. “You can view all the files Mueller had about the IRA and Russian collusion. Enjoy the reading!”

Mueller’s court filing on Wednesday said the names and structure of folders containing the leaked files matched those used by Mueller’s office when it shared the data, and that these had not been made public.

The prosecutors said the filesharing site had confirmed to the FBI that the account which posted the material was registered from an IP address – an identifier for devices connected to the internet – in Russia. 

The all-powerful Russian hacker!

Men want to be him. Women want to be with him. Hillary, poor ol’ gal, had no chance.

To those of you keeping track at home, this is a new thing from Mueller.

He’s claiming that the Russians did a hack within a hack. Hackception, basically.

Not content with hacking the elections, the Russians then hacked Mueller’s investigation of their hacking.

In fact, the second hacking might be even more important than the first one, so let’s just forget about the fact that I can’t find any proof for the original claim and focus on this new one instead… t. Mueller.

You know, all this madness could be stopped if Republicans just banded together and put an end to it. 

Because this means that literally any Republican who doesn’t play by the Dem’s rules in the near future is going to get the FBI hounding them for made-up kooky shit. Maybe they could, like, idk show some foresight or something, no?

Since this doesn’t seem to be in the cards, the President should probably do something.

He could fire some people I think. Last I checked, he literally could.

But what do I know?

I’m just a humble Neon-Nazi. I don’t have Q-level clearance.

There’s probably some secret Patriot conspiracy to stop Mueller and his Deep State lackeys in their tracks in the works AS WE SPEAK and we should all just be patient.

And trust the plan.

And follow the White Rabbit.

And invade Venezuela.