Lauritz Von Guildhausen
June 20, 2017
“The rapes are a feature, not a bug”
Convinced by the many benefits of diversity, Swedish PM Stefan Löfven thinks accepting immigrants is an idea so good that refusing should be illegal.
This week, his voice joins that of his fellow EU heads of state, as he threatens to withdraw EU funding from Poland should they fail to comply with the directive from 2015, which demanded that Poland take 10,000 Negroes and Sandpeople from the sundry failed states of the world.
In 2016, Poland accepted 390 migrants, as compared to Sweden’s 69,350 and so Stefan felt like it would be appropriate to air the idea of sanctions with the Polish PM, Beata Szydlo, in person. A notion which was presumably answered with the promise of a Polish Hussar charge, or failing that, a swift kick to the Jądra.
“I suppose we could find some camps to put them in”
Back home, Löfven faces serious opposition from Jimmie Åkesson, whose party, the Sweden Democrats (literal Nazis) are neck-and-neck with him in the polls for the 2018 election. If Jimmie wins, I have been personally assured by Swedish media that RaHoWa will occur overnight and Nordfront will be forced to step in to restore law and order by the end of the week.
So, you know – vote.
Not what I’d expect the savior of Sweden to look like, but I’ll take it.