June 27, 2019
We reported on Angela “Mhisa” Merkel’s first ill-advised Macarena dance last week.
Like her long-lost hag-sister in the US, Hillary Clinton, Merkel is growing weak and faint and unable to hide it any longer.
What can we expect? Demonic possession comes at a very high cost.
Concerns for German Chancellor Angela Merkel’s health grow once more as she was filmed struggling to keep her composure and visibly shaking during an official ceremony for the second time this month.
The incident happened during the formal appointing of the new justice minister in Berlin’s Bellevue Palace on Thursday morning. The chancellor began shaking while standing next to German President Frank-Walter Steinmeier, who was delivering a speech. The shaking stopped and resumed several times.
Now, here’s the interesting thing.
Just like Hillary, she claimed that she was dehydrated and that was what caused the shaking the first time.
However, this time around, you can clearly see her refusing the water.
The dumb old cow panicked and forgot her excuse!
So now that we know it isn’t dehydration, and that only shills will defend such low-effort excuses going forward, we can start speculating on what the real cause of her illness is.
Funnily enough, we never really figured out what caused Hillary’s fainting fits and bags of shit.
The media never saw fit to investigate her poor health and focused instead on calling the general public a bunch of conspiracy theorists for noticing her coughing and low-energy and inability to stay on her feet for even short periods of time.
Remember when they told us it was no big deal that she fainted standing up at that 911 memorial event, and that only tinfoil hat lunatics would think that wasn’t normal?
“What, are you saying you don’t occasionally pass out while walking and have to be carried into the back of a black van by four people? Maybe you’re the one who’s unhealthy.”
They will, no doubt, do the same bit with Merkel because of the whole Stronk Wahmen meme.
For some reason, the media absolutely loves hideous pantsuit-wearing hags that are in poor health, and will never not actively cover up and shill for them.
This is yet another integral part and parcel element of democracy that was hidden in the fine print and unknown to most people when all our nations collectively decided to sign on the dotted line.