Russia Thinks a CIA False Flag Chemical Attack is About to Go Down

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
August 31, 2018

The Russkies saw this coming a mile away!


It will take the US and its allies just 24 hours to ready its missile-strike group for an attack against Syria, the Russian Foreign Ministry said. The statement comes amid warnings of a possible false-flag chemical attack.

The coalition strike group has around 70 delivery vehicles deployed to the Middle East, the ministry’s spokesperson Maria Zakharova told reporters at her news briefing on Thursday. The arsenal includes nearly 380 cruise missiles, and US Navy missile destroyers ‘Karni’ and ‘Ross’ deployed to the region, each carrying 28 Tomahawk cruise missiles.

Earlier, the Pentagon denied Moscow’s claim that Washington was building up military forces in the region. One of the US warships, USS ‘The Sullivans,’ left the Persian Gulf after media reports about an increased American military presence in the area, according to Zakharova.

Moscow has repeatedly warned that a false flag chemical weapons attack is being planned in Syria’s Idlib province to frame Damascus and use as a pretext for a new strike. Eight canisters of chlorine were delivered to a village near Jisr al-Shughur city, and a group of militants, trained in the handling of chemical weapons by the British private military contractor Olive Group, arrived in the area, according to Defense Ministry.

On Wednesday, Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov said that the planned provocation is aimed only at preventing the expulsion of terrorists from the de-escalation zone in Idlib. He also accused the US of trying to get rid of another “dissident regime” in Syria, as was the case in Iraq and Libya.

Yeah, they’re not joking around with this. They’re talking about it all over their news media.

Between this woman and Lavrov, the Russians have a solid team for dealing with foreign shenanigans. As a sidenote, I think it has always been this way. The creme de la creme gets assigned the international roles, and the shlubs are left at home, to muddle through as best they can.

America is the opposite.

The US sends complete clowns like Nikki Haley and that “looks kinda huwhyte to me” nigger who ended up dangling vials of baking soda and claiming it was Anthrax or something at the UN.

Russians would die of shame if they ever did that. Like when that lard-headed peasant Krushchev took his shoe off and banged it on the table.

Americans, on the other hand, make sure that their stupidity is marked “For Export.”

I’m not sure which is the more effective strategy.

Honestly, this brings me to a much larger point. See, I think that neither Keynes nor the lolberg authors were right about the economy and how a society is structured. And it’s not because their graphs or their ideas about redistribution of goods were wrong – it was because the fundamental underlying point underpinning all their theories was wrong.

Like, it’s not about widget production or allocation of resources and all that junk.

Society is ackshully fundamentally built on Roy’s Idiot Distribution Theory. 

See, any given society has a certain number of idiots. This number is pretty much fixed. I think the economists would use the term “inelastic” to describe this. See, I know dem words you clever uns like to use too!

So basically, the number of pig-headed, counter-productive and downright stupid people in a society needs to be somehow spread out in a way that does the least amount of damage to the country. The best countries have the best idiot management systems. AND, some countries have severe imbalances in their Idiot Distribution Index (IDI).

Take Russia’s A-Team for example.

These guys get shit done.

Because of them and the apparatus that they’ve built around them, Russia is punching way above her weight. She’s shuckin’ and jiving, she’s on the ropes, but she’s doing the rope a dope, going all Sun Tzu Kung Fu on Anglo-ZOG.



According to Roy’s Idiot Distribution Theory, such a high concentration on non-idiots in one sector of society means that there’s going to be a much higher distribution of idiots in the other part of the society.

Like in the Russian Duma:

I only half-kid.

If you take all the smart people in say, America, and send them to Wall St. you’re going to have a lot of success in the finance sector.

But on the flip side, no one is going to want to be a CIAnigger anymore.

Which means you’re not going to be able to compete with a country that still sends it’s best and brightest into their respective intelligence community.


A society basically has to choose where it wants to send it’s best and brightest, and more importantly, where it wants to cast off its idiots.

A society that puts its idiots in the wrong place will suffer in that field.

Ever meet a bright kid in America that wants to dedicate his life to the Foreign Service? To represent the US’s interests abroad? 

Yeah, me neither.

Most Americans, black, brown, white, red or blue, think about one thing.

And the smart kids go into finance or IT.

So yeah, America’s going to have a solid Silicon Valley.

But unless they get Mossad to do it, the CIAniggers can’t even pull a chemical weapon false flag attack the right way anymore without the Russians sniffing them out days in advance.


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