Roosh Announces Run for President; Proposes 2 MF Bags and Selfie Tax

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
May 1, 2019

Roosh’s platform is revolutionary.

First and foremost, he’s bucking every modern political trend by running on an actual platform instead of on a long and vague, feels-based virtue signal that resembles a political platform.

Unlike pretty much everyone except Andrew Yang, he’s got a plan. A 6-point plan.

Three proposals stick out to me as being particularly appealing:

2,000 dollars a month for men in UBI and ZERO dollars for women

It’s not enough to just give everyone 1,000 bucks. If you give women the 1,000 dollars, they won’t value a man who has 1,000 dollars guaranteed to him by the government. It’s time to raise the status of men in our society at the expense of women to try and even out the scales a bit.

A selfie tax

A plan to start taxing cancerous forms of social media use is nothing short of revolutionary. Women would spend more time focused on their man and their families instead of on their phones, which they now love more than their own children. Furthermore, a tax on selfies and social media use would deliver a one-two punch to the gut and gaping wound where the groin used to be of the trannies running Silicon Valley. Every out-of-work Google employee is a win for the anti-Globalist rebel alliance, as is every roastie crying about losing access to her beta providers.

Mass conversion to Orthodoxy


The fact of the matter is that Orthodoxy is the religion that is most aesthetically compatible with the grimdark hellscape of the near future.

We could adopt it simply because of the sweet aesthetics that it’s got going for it and it would be the right decision, regardless.

Remember: the optics pill is the final red pill.

“Optics must trample under foot all faith and reason…” – so spaketh Roy the Aesthetic (year 2019 of the Occupation Era, the Stormer Annals)

Orthodoxy is also unburdened by the problem of having a cuck Pope (Catholics) and systematized Jew-worship (Protestants).

Most importantly, the Orthodox Church isn’t as universalist as all that.

The Orthodox Church is built on the principle of nations. The nation is explicitly the building block of the faith – not the individual. This is why you have the Greek Orthodox Church, the Russian Orthodox Church, and so on. Different nations have their own churches – that teach the universal truth of Christ, sure, but which also take care of the different needs of their specific communities in ways that are compatible with the local traditions.

So yes, I too support the idea of forced conversions to Orthodoxy at gunpoint by Roosh Wing Death Squads. 

It’ll be a very popular proposal at the polls too, I bet.

Mostly though, I like the assertive nature of the Roosh campaign.

Nowadays, politicians don’t do concrete proposals anymore.

I think that it is quite simply a product of them having literally no power even when they assume office, so having promised a lot of concrete things would be problematic for them. So they promise nothing and give out feels-based poopy talk when they speak to the crowds of fat women and hormonally-imbalanced soymen.

Admittedly, that is probably a smart move on the part of the politicians.

Why stand for something when you can stand for everything… and stand up on random furniture as well while you’re at it?

But I’m not a chump voter who votes for feels and values and rhetoric.

I vote for people who promise me free stuff.

At this point, only two politicians – Yang and Roosh – have offered to pay for my vote. Of the two, one has helped me get laid in the past and offers 2,000 dollars as opposed to 1,000.

Idk about you, but I think I’ve made up my mind about 2020.

Top Comments

  1. Wow! Under Roosh the US would sever ties with Israeli parasites.

    Also, the $2,000 a month is for straight men only. Fudge-packers BTFOed.

    My only quibble is that Roosh’s $15 grand abortion tax should be for white women
    only. Women of color should get free abortions.

  2. There was a group of people who were really invested in the Orthodoxy and their optics were not exactly the best.

  3. Funny. I personally have no memory of anything like that ever happening.

  4. I think it symbolizes death.

    Like… the transient nature of the flesh.

    Classical Christian optics contain almost as many skulls as boomer t-shirts.

    Also, nuns would decorate the actual skulls of martyrs with jewels and put them on display in churches.


    Many nuns were former prostitutes. It was a tradition linked to the story of Mary Magdalene being a reformed prostitute. However, the Catholic Church in the 1960s for some reason renounced their position that Mary Magdalene was a reformed prostitute. I don’t know why, but I’m sure it was some kind of kiked reason.

    Jesus being between the two Marys, his mother the virgin and Magdalene the whore, was I think very meaningful. It was both who found his empty tomb.

    This dichotomy between the virgin and the whore is important to the psychology of men.

  5. Absolutely!

  6. Joking aside, UBI for men only would correct many of the wrongs that we’re still suffering under from women’s liberation.

    Women started working, thereby decreasing the wages of men. This is the root cause of the destruction of the classic family. It all snowballed from there. Couples put off marriage and having children due to economic reasons. It started the “you need a degree unless you want to flip burgers” thing. Eventually it resulted in the prolonged adolescence of most women and even some men.

    Literally every negative aspect of women stems from the fact that they have to work. A 20 year old skank with an n-count in the 20’s and rainbow died armpit hair never aspired to be a wife and mother because she was told her entire life that she don’t need no man. She was told that because a career is a necessity for all women now.

    It’s not a case of women being allowed to work; it’s that they must work to afford a middle class life due to their participation in the labor market causing wages to plummet. A true catch 22.

  7. Roosh had EMJ on his show yesterday, and it was a really nice discussion. Roosh speaks very slowly, and you can watch this bad boy at 2x:

  8. Catholics have the best optics.


  9. everyone who is willing to terminate relationship with Israel has my vote

  10. You had me at “terminate relationship with Israel”

    Holy shit! Nevermind the bags. You do that Roosh and there’ll be bags for everyone by default anyway

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