January 20, 2018
Here at the Radical Agenda, we sometimes cling desperately to our libertarian roots. So as we found ourselves on the eve of a potential government shutdown, we settled into bed with dreams of privatized police forces, paid in Bitcoin, unleashed, to physically remove Democrats and communists from our libertarian social order. We could already hear the cries of starving black and brown welfare babies, and the laughter of white neighbors who refused to share. The roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need them. For a moment, we felt like Christmas never ended in the People’s Democratic Republic of Virginia.
Simultaneously, our inner fascists, quite external these days, had something to celebrate as well. The issue over which the government would be shut down? Illegal immigrants!
If we understand the Democrat party platform correctly, it is literally a matter of life or death for the federal government to micromanage every aspect of the human condition not only here but all over the planet. Yet, they will shut it down for illegal immigrants who don’t give a damn about our laws, while they aren’t even the majority party. No wonder they are running trannies as candidates.
It might seem confusing at first, but it isn’t really all that difficult to understand. As far as Democrats are concerned, the problem with America is, there are too many Americans (white people) in it. They want to replace us with peoples who lack the intellect to see through the Jewish bullshit on their televisions, and they will open the borders and enact prima nocta to accomplish this. Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) recipients, are illegal aliens who snuck into the United States before the age of 18. They essentially serve as the child soldier mercenaries of the Jew. Democrats are demanding they be given citizenship without condition, and they are holding the federal budget hostage until they get what they want.
This however presents them with a challenge. When a political party bases its entire philosophy on the absolute necessity of an omnipotent federal apparatus with universal plenary powers, turning that apparatus off in the name of non-citizens could alert the public to their deceptions. Democrats cannot pass a budget without Republican support while a minority in both houses of the legislature. Even if a Democrat budget gained the necessary Republican support, it would face difficulty on the President’s desk if unpopular among Republicans, and since amnesty would seal the fate of the Republican party, one can be certain this would be the case.
So what to do? Negotiation is surely off the table for the party of resistance. Winning the argument is out of the question, since they don’t have one.
So, threats will have to suffice.
“Shutting down the government is a very serious thing. People die, accidents happen.” said Senator (((Dianne Feinstein))).
Ah, I see, yes. If we don’t provide amnesty to illegal immigrants, the government will surely shut down, and without the government, people will die, goes the argument.
Perhaps somebody should inform (((Dianne Feinstein))) that people die everyday, with or without federal governments or illegal immigrants. More importantly, somebody should probably inform her that illegal immigrants commit a vastly disproportionate amount of violent crime in America, murder not least of all. Perhaps she would like to have a look at the video of Luis Bracamontes, a repeatedly deported illegal immigrant, bragging in court about murdering two police officers while on a meth binge.
People will die. That and taxes are certain. The only questions are, who, how, and why?
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