Radical Agenda Ep. 329 – News, Phones, WWHD

Christopher Cantwell
July 15, 2017

There’s a lot going on, but the show starts in 30 minutes and I still haven’t written a blog post because my nap lasted longer than expected. So how about I just paste a new intro I’ve been working on and we go from there?

The Radical Agenda is a live, uncensored, and mostly unscripted, entertainment program, which airs, usually, from a sorry excuse for a studio in Keene, New Hampshire every Monday Wednesday, and Friday from 5-7pm Eastern time.

We take calls on the air, as you may have heard.

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The program is hosted by yours truly. A very troubled artist who usually goes by the name of Christopher Cantwell. He is a convicted criminal who literally begs for money on the Internet, talks about himself in the third person, loses track of his court dates and abortion victims, and as you probably guessed, has a history of substance abuse and relationship issues, which could compete for status with the likes of Luka Magnotta.

He is a racist, and a sexist, and while he’d rather not be an anti-semite, those oven dodging sons of whores just refuse to stop running our government, media, financial systems into the ground.

Did I mention your humble correspondent was a homophobe, a xenophobe, an islamophobe a transphobe and which ever isms and phobias are popular catch phrases amongst the communists at the moment?

We’re definitely going to say fuck before this thing is over, so while I’m doing what I can to improve in this regard, it would probably be best if you got the kids out of the room 5 minutes ago, and you definitely don’t want to be caught listening to this at work. Please do keep in mind that I endorsed Donald Trump, and not the other way around, but with your help I sure do hope to someday see that change.

What follows is privileged, copyrighted, fictional, artistic, private, legally protected, and whatever other terminology one might assign to a meaningless wall of light and sound one is not looking forward to hearing read aloud in a courtroom. If I had any rights at all, I’d reserve them, but in case you haven’t picked up a newspaper in a while, none of us have any rights or entitlements at all and anyone who tells you otherwise is probably working for the the guys with the stars on their sleeves.

I am not, nor have I ever been of sound mind, and anyone who says I am is obviously a woman, so who gives a shit what she thinks, am I right fellas?

This is being delivered to you through what I’m certain is the most heavily monitored communications medium in the history of mankind, on the publicly known profile of a man who has been in close proximity to at least one terrorism investigation.

You will get exactly what you deserve, if you follow my advice, so how bout you call in and ask for some at 747-234-2254, or Radical Agenda on, ah, on dah Skypes dere, if you would like to be on the program, and the more you talk the less I have to so, please do give us call. Kids be sure to ask your parents permission, and report them to the proper authorities, if they say yes.

So without any further ado, welcome to the Radical Agenda. What’s your agenda?

There’s a lot more to get to, plus your calls at 747-234-2254 or RadicalAgenda on Skype.

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