December 14, 2017
Actual footage of Omarosa being ejected from the White House grounds.
Reality show primate and former Director of Communications for the Office of Public Liaison for the Trump administration, Omarosa Mainigault-Newman has reportedly chimped out. An unnamed source in Trump’s inner circle told me off the record that White House security officially said “she pitched a giant nigger bitch” and had to be removed.
The source also tells us that the gorilless in question began her tirade when told she should not have brought an entourage of her bridesmaid buffarillas into the White House to take wedding pics in the Rose Garden. She was further incensed when she was informed that Glorious Leader had signed an executive order designating the Rose Garden a “Whites Only” area.
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According to the official report, the real trouble began when Chief of Staff Gen. John Kelly informed her that she would not be allowed to post any of the Rose Garden pics on social media, and that if she did she would be thrown from the Marine 1 chopper into icy Chesapeake Bay, and that in addition to that, she was fired.
The report states, “at that moment, Ms. Mainigault-Newman began ooking and eeking at a very high volume, screeching something about “got dam rayciss nazi loving Trump ass crackah muhfuggas” and proceeded to tip over a coffee service table before swinging from a chandelier and flinging poop at staff.”
The sanitized mainstream media version goes something like this:
There might be more to Omarosa’s ‘resignation’ than meets the eye.
After the White House announced Wednesday that “Apprentice” star turned White House aide Omarosa Manigault Newman will leave the Trump administration, The Wall Street Journal reported that her departure was abrupt – describing her exit as confrontational – but the Secret Service pushed back on the report.
An unnamed White House official told the Journal that Manigault Newman was “physically dragged and escorted off the campus” late Tuesday.
Sources close to Omarosa tell us she started thinking about resigning back in August after the Charlottesville riots, because she disagreed with Trump’s handling of the crisis. We’re told she took issue with Trump saying there were good people on both sides … which, of course, included the neo-Nazis.
Our sources in Omarosa’s camp say she also didn’t appreciate Trump beefing with Rep. Frederica Wilson, or bungling a call with an African-American Gold Star widow. We’re told Trump’s endorsement of Roy Moore was the last straw.
Now, people in Omarosa’s camp say she pulled the trigger on resigning Tuesday night. However, other White House sources tell us she was “fired” by Gen. John Kelly after she tried to get an audience with the Prez following Moore’s loss.
So basically, she was just going around pestering everyone with nigger problems all the time, and Glorious Leader, ever a patient man, had finally had enough, and told Gen. Kelly to fire her.
The Secret Service was not involved in expelling her from the premises.
The Secret Service was not involved in the termination process of Ms Manigault Newman or the escort off of the complex. Our only involvement in this matter was to deactivate the individual's pass which grants access to the complex.
— U.S. Secret Service (@SecretService) December 13, 2017
My source tells me that President Trump has a special crew of Japanese electrical engineers who chase niggers in a big truck with a cherry-picker, for when they climb trees and power lines and such. I had no idea that Jap electricians were the world’s foremost experts in nigger removal, but that’s why I voted for Donald Trump, because he’s been around and understands these things.
After a short chase and a few minutes of exhortations for her to listen to reason and come down from the power lines, Omarosa stepped on the wrong one and interrupted the White House’s cable. POTUS gave the order, and a tranquilizer dart was deployed.
Omarosa fell over 50 feet onto the asphalt below. Fortunately, she broke the fall with her head, so emergency services were not required.
There is no laughter in Coontown tonight.