Putin Tells Anyone Who Nukes Him He’ll be a Martyr and They’ll Just Drop Dead

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
October 19, 2018


Here’s Vlad I speaking during a session of the Valdai Club in Sochi this week:

I don’t need to tell those who know. I’ll repeat it for those who don’t: this means that we are ready to use nuclear weapons and we’ll do so only once we make sure that someone who is a potential aggressor launches a strike on Russia, on our territory.

That’s no secret.

The aggressor should know that a retaliation is inevitable. And they will be destroyed. We will be the victims of aggression, and rise to the heavens as martyrs and they’ll just drop dead. They won’t even have time to repent.

Well, you heard the man.

Things really are coming to a head.

I feel bad for you atheists and nihilists out there.

Because my body is ready.

I, like Putin, am ready to meet my maker. 

The sweet, sweet release of nuclear fire will wash over me and cleanse my soul!!!!

No seriously. Look at Putin’s face as he says the whole, “we will be martyrs bit.”

*shrug* ey, we did what we could nigga lmao! ball in yo’ court now

nah, seriously nigga I ain’t playing, y’all best step off, cuz imma kill you you touch mah shit again

This is the face of a man who is ready for the sweet release of death, same as me.

I’d tell all of you to repent, but you’ve run out of time. It’s like tax season. Everyone leaves their taxes off until the last minute and then there are lines at the post office. I think. Some people do theirs online now, so maybe that has alleviated the problem somewhat.

The point is, there’s a backlog of prayers and repentance and God is swamped.

I hear you, Putin. I hear you.

And I don’t need to be a body language expert to see a certain hint of satisfaction in Putin’s voice. Like, he is just tired of all these niggas trying his patience.

He’s about to get biblical on them.

As for you lot, well, the deadline for repentance was yesterday, and now you’re all just gonna drop dead.