July 30, 2017
We have a policy on this website: news is always more interesting when it takes place on a plane.
For instance, Russians are punching homos in their faggot faces every minute. Every single minute, there is some Russian punching some faggot in his faggot face.
But not on a plane.
Sparking an extremely foreseeable series of events, a flamboyantly homosexual young man by the name of “Vitali” began to demand the airline to allow him to smoke onboard the flight to Moscow. Allegedly, after he was denied this request, he stood up from his seat and began to exclaim to the entire cabin, “Russian people are the shittiest. Like, seriously. They’re so shit!”
The young homosexual continued his tantrum before a large Russian man confronted him and punched him square in the jaw, knocking him directly in the wall behind him. It is presumed that the young man, called “Vitali,” is now missing several teeth, and perhaps has had to have his jaw reset.
Quite a good punch, I’d say.
I hope the homo dies from it.