New Han Solo Movie Will Be the Most Jewish Star Wars Film Yet

Lee Rogers
Daily Stormer
May 23, 2018

The new Han Solo film features the Jewish actor Alden Ehrenreich. In the lead up to its release, Jews have been boasting about the Jewish influence involved in the movie’s production.

The Jew-run enterprise of Disney has been determined to make as many shekels off the Star Wars franchise as possible. Ever since they acquired the rights to make Star Wars films, it’s been obvious that the quality of these movies has been of little importance to them. They just want to pump out as many Star Wars movies in the shortest amount of time possible. The fact that they’ve been systematically destroying the franchise’s reputation with these terrible products is of no consequence to them.

Star Wars Episode 7: The Force Awakens, Star Wars Episode 8: The Last Jedi and Rogue One have all been awful movies. It seems as if each new Star Wars movie gets worse than the last. In fact, one could argue that the newest round of films have made the Star Wars prequels look like cinematic masterpieces.

In a few days, Solo: A Star Wars Story a movie based off of the early life of the Han Solo character, will be released. Jews have already been bragging about how Jewish it is.

Alden Ehrenreich the actor playing the lead role of Han Solo is a Jew who was originally discovered by the Jewish movie director Steven Spielberg at a bat mitzvah. He beat out several other Jewish actors to win the role.

Interestingly enough, Harrison Ford, who played the Han Solo character in the original films, also has Jewish ancestry (though admittedly, it doesn’t show).

The script for the movie was written by Lawrence Kasdan and Jonathan Kasdan a Jewish father-and-son duo.

And then we have all these weird stories in the press stating that the Lando Calrissian character is a pansexual. This is something that one of the Jew script writers told the media.

The Wrap:

“Solo: A Star Wars Story” screenwriter Jonathan Kasdan has dropped an intergalactic revelation: Smuggler Lando Calrissian is pansexual.

“I would say yes,” Kasdan told the Huffington Post. “There’s a fluidity to Donald and Billy Dee’s [portrayal of Lando’s] sexuality,” Kasdan added.

“I mean, I would have loved to have gotten a more explicitly LGBT character into this movie. I think it’s time, certainly, for that, and I love the fluidity ― sort of the spectrum of sexuality that Donald appeals to and that droids are a part of.”

Hilariously enough, the Lando character is being played by Donald Glover AKA Childish Gabino, who recently had a viral hit on YouTube with a confusing music video, “This is America,” which was either a complete indictment of the entirety of black culture, or something about social justice (he’s refused to say what it is about).

Glover says he is cool with portraying a pansexual character in this new Star Wars movie.

Based on all of this, it is not unreasonable to assume that this movie is going to be about as appealing as a turd dropped in a punch bowl – a punch bowl that already has three other turds in it.

We can only imagine how much Jewish nonsense the Jew writers have crammed into the film’s plot.

But all that aside, the movie itself should be avoided simply because Jews are declaring how Jewish it is. It might be wishful thinking, but let’s hope enough people boycott it that Disney finally stops producing these ridiculously bad Jewish Star Wars movies.

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