July 8, 2019
Ken Cuccinelli, the acting United States Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) Director, claimed on Sunday that the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agency is preparing to deport exactly 1 million invasive brown people.
We’ve been hearing this for weeks and it hasn’t happened.
Trump said three weeks ago that he was going to deport these people in a week, then on 23 June, he said he was going to do it in two weeks. Sunday was the two week mark, and nothing has happened.
I’m having a hard time seeing any kind of 5D chess in this debacle.
But Cuccinelli says not to worry, it’s all going to happen someday, over the rainbow.
He says that the matter is in the hands of Matthew Albence, the acting director of ICE.
Sorry, bud, but that guy does not exactly exude confidence.
Cuccinelli told this bitch on Face the Nation:
[ICE agents are] ready to just perform their mission which is to go and find and detain and then deport the approximately one million people who have final removal orders. They’ve been all the way through the due process and have final removal orders. Who among those will be targeted for this particular effort or not is really just information kept within ICE.
If they’re ready to do it, then they should do it.
I’m ready for them to do it, I can tell you that.
There is nothing in the universe I want more than to sit here on YouTube and watch a bunch of greasy spics get their doors kicked in by militarized police and get dragged out of their homes and thrown into the back of vans.
What we all want to see is a RoboCop-style brutal round-up of these wetbacks. That’s what we all voted for.
And that’s what they keep promising and never deliver.
It’s time to keep moving, moving, moving, though they’re disapproving. Keep them dogies moving.
Don’t try to understand them – just rope them, throw and brand them.
Basically, This is All Bullshit
They keep saying they’re going to do this, but then say “oh well, Congress has to do it, because of the asylum laws.”
The asylum laws don’t matter. They are an insane hoax. Firstly, they shouldn’t exist at all. The idea that anyone can claim asylum is insane. No country allows that. Even if you believe in asylum, it should be dealt with on a case-by-case basis.
But that doesn’t have to do with anything we’re talking about here. This is mixing all this stuff together. The one million people they want to deport already have legal deportation orders, so this is completely unrelated to asylum; all you have to do is go grab them and put them out. You could do that with well more than a million people. You could probably do it with 20 million people.
The entire “asylum” thing only applies to these new people coming across, because they just recently thought up this idea to say that anyone who lives in Central America is able to apply for asylum, because Central American countries are shitty and no one wants to live there.
Mixing these two issues is only meant to confuse people.