Michelle Obama’s Monkey Feminism Program Won’t be Abolished After All

Daily Stormer
May 2, 2017

She may be a close relative of the chimp, but her policies are worth preserving.

What if I told you that a straight up monkeyman was elected president of the most powerful nation on earth, and proceeded to waste billions of dollars on monkey-oriented programs – would you believe that?

What if I told you he let his gorilla “wife” draft up policies to uplift other brown females around the world?


Well, you may find this surprising, but that’s exactly what happened.

No joke.

But here’s the real kicker. His successor, who ran on a hard-core anti-monkey platform, promising to undo all of his insane policies, is now going like “lol, you know, now that I think of it, these apes may have been on to something…”


Hours after CNN reported on an internal document advising administration employees that former first lady Michelle Obama’s signature education initiative would not be maintained, the White House said the program had not changed.

“There have been no changes to the program,” said Kelly Love, a White House spokeswoman, referring to the “Let Girls Learn” initiative, which Obama launched in 2015.

“There have been no changes to the Let Girls Learn program. The Administration supports policies and programs to empower adolescent girls, including efforts to educate them through the completion of secondary school. We are committed to empowering women and girls around the world and are continuing to examine the best ways to do so.”

The White House’s response came after an internal Trump administration document showed plans to end the “Let Girls Learn” program, which facilitates educational opportunities for adolescent girls in developing countries.

The third world needs mo money fo dem programs. And who’s going to pay for it?

White people, of course.

Making America Great Again – one third world primitive at a time.

I mean, maybe I’m getting this wrong.

It could actually be a way to help America keep it’s edge, after all. Our nation is disintegrating because of all these uppity feminists wrecking everything and driving down the efficiency of all our businesses. This could lead the brown primitives to eventually surpass us – as they’re keeping their women in check.

In that sense, sending money to “educate” their girls could be some sort of psychological warfare against the third world.