LOL: Haji Knifewoman Runs Through English Town Shouting “KILL KILL KILL,” Stabs Bong

Michael Byron
Daily Stormer
September 9, 2018

Damn, this is one eager Muslima. She knows that her people are conquering Britain though the womb, but she had to go out and stab random whites anyway just to speed things up a bit.

It’s hard to hate someone with so much fire in her belly.


A woman in a black headscarf shouted “kill, kill, kill,” before allegedly stabbing a passer-by in a town centre attack, according to horrified onlookers.

Shoppers in Barnsley town centre say the woman described as “Muslim” and wearing a black headscarf, pulled a foot-long kitchen knife from her handbag and began chasing a man in his 50s.

The dramatic scenes unfolded this morning as market traders were setting up at Peel Square in Barnsley, South Yorkshire, at about 8am.


Craig Ward, 42, had just started work on his flower stall when he saw the woman, who he described as about six feet tall and in her 30s, stop and pull the huge blade out.

Six feet tall? Woman?

That’s a Somali, m8.

Somalis are the human equivalent of a platypus; they just don’t make physical sense. They’re dark-skinned and gaunt, with bulb-shaped heads and peppercorn hair, but also possess Caucasoid facial features and a bizarre discrepancy in gender height (the men are of average height, while the females are often freakishly tall).

I have many of these she-coons in my city and it’s not uncommon to see one of them towering over the rootftops and steeples like the Fleshlumpeater from The BFG.

Okay, that’s a bit of an exaggeration. But trust me, this was a Somali.

I’ll bet my life savings – the entire $145 – on it.

Another witness, Paul Cooke, saw a man in his 50s with grey hair taking his jacket off while saying “someone’s trying to stab me.”

Postman Paul, 47, was helping set up his partner’s stall at the time.

He said: “All of a sudden there was a coloured woman with a knife shouting ‘kill, kill, kill.’

“Colored” is an extremely offensive term in the UK, even when applied to laundry.

Postman “Deus Vult” Paul has just given himself a far longer prison sentence than the Moslem attacker, that’s for sure.

I bet this Neon-Supremacist even likes to “accidentally” post letters through burkas just to make the Islamics feel bad.

Assistant Chief Constable Tim Forber said: “We understand that this morning’s incident will have been distressing and shocking for those in the town centre and wider Barnsley communities – rest assured we are working relentlessly to piece together what happened.

Yes. Very distressing and shocking.

But mostly just shocking.

Literally no one could have predicted that an ex-cannibal from the Horn of Africa would one day whip out her machete – sorry, “foot-long kitchen knife” – and start attacking infidels once her sandals reach Europe.

“At this stage, we are keeping an open mind as to the motivation.”

Heh, you’ve gotta love the new and creative ways in which the British police skirt around The Motive Question. They’re keeping an open mind, goys, which I’m bretty sure means “we’ll entertain all possibilities except race war.”

I’m surprised they didn’t immediately label the woman as “mentally ill” and be done with it. Funnily enough, this is one of those times when that actually makes sense, considering that 1 in 3 Somalis are clinically insane.

Ah, vibrancy. Never a dull moment.

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