Lindsey Graham Returns to Old Cocksucking Ways, Wants Bipartisan Gun Grab Bill

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
March 14, 2019

Is there some correlation between wanting to suck dick and wanting to ban guns?

We need to get our boys in the backroom on the case.


Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Lindsey Graham (R-SC) says firearm confiscation laws portend a way that Democrats and Republicans can “come together.”

CNN reported that Graham has long supported red flag laws, which allow a court to issue firearm confiscation orders for individuals deemed a threat to themselves or others.

House Democrats have already passed legislation during this Congress to criminalize private gun sales and extend the instant background check for firearm purchases. They are now pressing for $50 million in annual funding to bring academia into the gun control push.

CNBC noted that Graham’s willingness to “[hold] a hearing on gun control is … a remarkable development in the GOP-dominated Senate.” 

So this is the plan then.

Using red flag laws, there is going to be a “gun grab.”

Nothing massive, just a slow and steady roll-up of people with “anti-social” opinions… eventually.

Enough nutjobs will of course get rounded up for officials to be able to say that the policy is worth it.  

Looking forward, having and holding right-wing views and owning a firearm is starting to become a downright dangerous combination.

I don’t know exactly how this whole red flag thing will actually look like when it is implemented more or less nationwide.

A few Boomers posting their epic pro-Trump anti-Swamp screeds on Facebook will have to be sacrificed to satisfy everyone’s curiosity.

But Lindsey… poor, poor Lindsey.

With Donald’s epic cave, it was only a matter of time before Lindsey relapsed and the demons inside him drove him to start turning tricks at the bathhouse again. This also somehow triggered a latent anti-gun sentiment in him. Whatever, it’s Donald’s fault really.

You can’t lift a man up, slap the dick out of his hands and set him on the path of righteousness only to cave in yourself. It will crush their spirit and bring them back down to their knees (literally).

Scientists have yet to discover the latent link between sucking dick and hating guns, but it may have something to do with Globo-Homo’s plans to turn everyone gay. Since people are turned gay because of rape, the homos, presumably, plan to rape every straight man they can get their hands on.

That is to say, guns are the only thing keeping American men from getting raped en masse by powerful homosexuals in the Globo-Homo Occupation Government like Lindsey Graham.