October 17, 2018
No one has adequately explained to me why Lindsey Graham has become so based lately.
His lover McCain dying as an explanation is funny… but is that really what’s made this man do a complete 180?
No, I’m sure that there’s a much more scientific explanation.
Can’t argue with the results and the science behind Super Male Vitality ™.
Lindsay must be on a booster course of it. No other explanation for it.
Sen. Lindsay Graham (R-S.C.) told Fox and Friends on Tuesday that he would be taking a DNA test, and that he thinks he can “beat” Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Ma.) in terms of the amount of Cherokee heritage that it will show.
“I’ve been told that my grandmother was part Cherokee Indian, it may all be just talk, but you’re gonna find out in a couple of weeks because I’m gonna take this test,” he said.
Warren released the results of a DNA test Monday which “strongly support[s]” her claims of some Native American ancestry. This move has been seen as an effort to respond to critics, primarily Trump, who have repeatedly claimed that she is fabricating her heritage.
She is officially between 1/64th and 1/1012th Indian. That is her actual full claim, based on the test. This is less than the average white American, who is 1.7% Indian.
Trump went as far as to promise to donate $1 million to her charity of choice if she took a DNA test.
When asked if he also wanted $1 million, Graham joked that he “wants a casino and a million bucks.”
I hear you, Lindsay.
I want some of that Red Man heritage as well so that I can screw over the pale-faces with liquor and cozy casinos.
Are we now OK with DNA tests? Ok with acknowledging that race is real?
If you can tell genetically if someone has Indian heritage… is it perhaps possible that race is somehow quantifiable and related to biology???
Let us see how the NPCs handle this new conundrum.