May 9, 2019
These kids are coming up with more and more creative ways to get out of school!
The first girl she interviewed is 12 and has been skipping school for 11 weeks to protest climate change.
The reporter at the end concluded, "It is amazing you all are doing this." SMH pic.twitter.com/9YTYQlM5el
— Cameron Cawthorne (@Cam_Cawthorne) May 3, 2019
All of last week, the kids were playing hooky all over the Western world by protesting global warming.
The kids in the United States are usually less gay, so they just shoot up the school to protest global warming/get out of going to school as opposed to feebly shaking their fists at the weather.
Two students opened fire Tuesday inside a Colorado charter school near Columbine High School, killing one classmate and injuring eight others before being taken into custody, authorities said.
Administrators at STEM School, a K-12 charter in the Denver suburb of Highlands Ranch, reported gunshots fired at 1:53 p.m. Deputies from the Douglas County Sheriff’s Office arrived on the scene two minutes later and engaged two suspects.
“We know that two individuals walked into the STEM School, got deep inside the school, and engaged students in two separate locations,” Douglas County Sheriff Tony Spurlock told reporters. “There were a number of students that were shot and injured.”
Regardless, the point stands. I, personally, would do literally anything to get out of school back in the day. If I had to protest global warming, I’d totally do it – even if I knew that it was a total shill operation by the Jews at the time (which I didn’t).
And I’m not the only one.
Also, let’s just be honest here. Every time there was a national tragedy or some sort of Happening, the kids would cheer and gleefully expect days off from school. Which is why the whole idea that kids grieve after a tragedy is a complete farce. They don’t.
More often than not, the kids would pray for a terrorist attack or at the very least inclement weather. Snow days and such. I suppose from the perspective of children, global warming is an adult scheme to warm the planet up so much that kids are forced to stay in school all winter long.
That’s why all these kids are into the whole Global Warming thing.
They’re being told that the planet is literally ending in a few years by the adults. And they’re also being told that they can get out of school if they demonstrate enough concern about global warming. The whole anti-warming child soldier phenomenon started when the little Swedish girl Greta Thunberg decided that she was simply not going to school one day.
She made a pouty face and, because she was autistic, they decided to let her skip school and become the face of the global movement to end mandatory vaccinations at the same time.
This puts me in a bind.
On the one hand, I think Global Warming is a hoax – but I wish it were real so that the coastal cities would flood and the north would get warmer. The added bonus would be that the south would become unlivable, with niggers roasting to death because the sun just starts melting them like chocolate bars in an autistic child’s clammy pocket.
Most importantly, though, I can’t fault these kids for doing what they gotta do to skip school.
I’d probably do the same thing if I were in their shoes.