June 4, 2019
Walter Lübcke will forever go down as one of the worst politicians in history and a traitor to the German people.
If there is anything sad about this death, it is that we cannot be sure that Walter suffered enough before he died.
The president of the regional council of the central German city of Kassel was found dead in his garden early Sunday morning. He was shot with a short-barreled weapon from a short distance, according to investigators. There was no indication of suicide.
This is one of the most famous pro-refugee politicians that came out of the “Syrian” Migrant crisis that gripped Europe five years ago.
Here he is, telling the German people that they have no choice but to accept 800 migrants in their town.
He added that if they don’t agree to it, they should leave town.
Police said they were looking for a perpetrator and investigating in “all directions.” However, there was yet no information about possible suspects or a motive. Authorities also refused to answer most reporters’ questions about the apparent crime, citing ongoing investigation.
Regional news outlet HNA reported that Lübcke had been found with a bullet wound to his head and that police had found no weapon at the scene.
Lübcke was a member of Angela Merkel’s center-right CDU party. The CDU described the Lübcke as a “bridge builder” who never shied away from “telling it as it is.”
Lübcke also added insult to injury by building a disgusting obelisk in the center of town dedicated to the occupiers.
Less often cited by the media was Walter Lübcke’s proclivity for migrant cock. Close friends say that the veteran politician never came across a migrant cock that he could say no to. “Give me those cocks, give me all those migrant cocks!” – Walter would often say.
The conservative politician led the Kassel government for 10 years, taking on the post of regional president in May 2009. He had served as a state lawmaker for ten years before that. He is survived by a wife, two sons, and a grandson.
He’s also survived by thousands of his adopted brown children running amok in the town.
Now the speculation begins: who performed this act of public service and why?
No one is arguing that a patriotic German taking revenge would be an amazing White Pill, but I contend that a gay migrant lover having done the deed would be cosmic karma and far lulzier.
So that’s what I’m hoping for.
Besides, we all know that we, as a society, can always rely on migrants to do the dirty jobs that the natives simply won’t do themselves.