January 1, 2017
Happy New Year, everyone.
And what a glorious new year it is.
I can’t wait for the presidential election next year, in 2016, when I am certain Donald Trump is going to win.
I have insider info on that on, lads.
Anyway, great as 2017 is so far, in the latter half of 2018 I felt very bored with American politics.
The whole thing just feels like trudging through a category 1 boredom ooze spill. Like a boredom anti-energy plant exploded, and I was sent in to rescue the survivors from being bored to death by… writing about it on the internet.
Here are a list of things that bore me:
- Government shutdown where no actual Mad Max things happen
- Judges stopping things from happening
- Things just not happening in general
- Any sentence that contains the word “Russia”
- Brown Communist leader Ocasio-Cortez’ ongoing refusal to post tits, and then also refusing to gtfo (international internet war crime)
- Trump firing members of his cabinet and replacing them with other people I also hate
- Nothing ever happening
- Artistically designed steel slats
- Wars in the Middle East
- Chinese trade wars
- The stock market
- Congressional hearings
- Not having a nuclear war
Here is a list of things that do not bore me:
- Trump calling Nancy and Chuck into his office and publicly berating them on live TV
So just in general, the whole situation has gotten extremely tedious and non-fun. Also, non-angering, non-exciting, non-interesting in any specific way at all.
That isn’t to say that I am bored with current events generally. Those are always good. Always new happenings with interesting mass shootings, sluts doing things, people going on racist rants, Jews complaining, sluts getting their heads chopped off, sluts getting eaten by lions, etc.
The whole ongoing collapse of the social order is of great interest as well. How far will they push the tranny thing? Will women eventually get mad about it? Will normal men bow to pressure and start banging trannies like the Jews are demanding?
Stay tuned and find out!
There are things happening for sure.
But I’ve also been into health and fitness materials more, and my New Year’s resolution is to try and have one good, solid health and fitness related post every week… or so. Several times a month for sure.
If you don’t already have visible (at least upper) abs, and bench 1.5 times bodyweight, that should be your New Year’s resolution. Even if you are in utterly shit shape, you can have those two things done by January 1, 2016.
Also, if you are a runner, please stop doing that. It isn’t safe or healthy. You are destroying your body for no reason and looking like a complete asshole in the process.
And please have better nutrition this year.
Here’s my new thing: bad nutrition isn’t really all that relevant, as long as you have good nutrition first. If you eat everything your body needs, and then you are still craving some shitty food product, you can go ahead and eat it and it really doesn’t matter very much. That is the whole concept of dessert, I guess. And honestly, it checks out.
Because most times, once you’ve already eaten the healthy stuff, you won’t feel like eating anything else anyway. But there is something psychological to not outright denying yourself the cravings. At least for a lot of people, it seems.
But if you are legit overweight, that doesn’t apply. You just have to cut the crap.
Also, if you want to learn about a much more interesting type of government shutdown, please read my Uncle Ted’s Manifesto, it’s really good.