I Never Thought I Would Mourn the Death of a Jew

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
August 11, 2019

If you would have told me at any point in my life that I would someday mourn the death of a Jew, I would have laughed in your face, and probably punched you in the stomach.

But you would have been right.

Because here I am, mourning the death of the Jew Jeffrey Epstein, who was murdered by someone so he wouldn’t be able to spill the beans on all of these politicians and other powerful people he’d suckered into sex with underage sex slaves.

In all likelihood, the entire investigation is now finished. In fact, there is virtually zero chance it will continue. You can’t prosecute a dead man.

It’s to be expected I guess, but wow.

What a shame.

What a gosh darn shame.

I guess I was a fool to believe this might go somewhere.

It is refreshing that Donald Trump is tweeting about it and maybe he’ll – sorry, I was going to say he might do something, but then I remembered he never does anything.

I guess if we want to make some lemonade, the good news is that literally no one believes this was a real suicide, on any side of the political aisle.

Everyone is calling bullshit, other than the literal New York Times.

It’s both conservatives and liberals, with the former blaming Clinton and Jews and the latter blaming Donald Trump. But it’s really fantastic that no one at all is believing the NYT.

Finally, the nation is coming together.

Candace Owens, a self-described “house nigger,” doesn’t believe it.

Former porn star and Jewish convert Jenna Jameson says it’s murder.

Shabbos goy faggot race traitor Matt Walsh thinks it’s murder (can’t believe his Jewish boss let him say that – he’s going to have to stick his tongue extra deep up Ben Shapiro’s butthole tonight after this vile anti-Semitic comment).

Kike lawyer Lawrence Tribe.

MSNBC commentator Tony Schwartz.

D’nesh D’Souza doesn’t believe it, citing his own time in prison (he did eight months for repeatedly shitting in the street and refusing to stop after many warnings; he pled down the charges after getting caught demanding that 12-year-old girls send him “bobs and vagene” on Snapchat).

Morning Joe says he was murdered as part of a Russian conspiracy.

And the amount of normies saying it is nuts. #EpsteinMurder reached number one trending on Twitter.

Not one individual that I have seen believes the story, because it makes absolutely no sense. He was probably just going to get let out anyway – the arrest violated the terms of his plea deal and was actually illegal. At the very least, he was too much of a coward to kill himself.

I sure hope the Jews are able to get to the bottom of this mystery.

I mean it very seriously when I say that the lack of faith in this story is extremely heartening.

We may not be totally lost.

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