August 30, 2017
BBC has launched a pidgin service and I use it exclusively to get my news.
Hurricane Harvey na the biggest storm wey don land for United States for 13 years and im don bring plenty heavy wind with am.
Experts for weather mata worry say the kain flooding wey go happen go dey very serious, even as dem don reduce im grade from category four to one.
The fear be say some people fit don trap inside buildings wey collapse for some areas.
US President, Donald Trump, wey don already release money to help with emergency, say the people wey dey do rescue dey do well. Him enter Twitter, wia him like to dey share him mind, to say him dey chook eye for wetin dey happen for Texas.
Great, now I know that Hurricane Harvey is the biggest storm in 13 years. And something about flooding. See, I don’t fully understand it, but that’s ok, because now I know how nogs feel when they hear proper English.
More news. “Houston Flood: Double wahala as dam burst.”
That’s also a real headline. Don’t know what it means except what I can infer about a dam and a flood. I guess dem Afrikanz got dem smarts dat whitey cannae unnuhstan’ yeh?
And I think its safe to say that the BBC has just taken the lead in the virtue-signaling olympics. This…pidgin service is something else.
It’s like something out of Blood Diamond.
But I think it is a bold move that will save lives. The American government needs to take a page out of the BBC’s book and start offering “NogSpeak” services on CNN and Fox News. People will die if they don’t. Just look at all those poor negros stuck in Houston. They clearly didn’t evacuate because they didn’t understand all the White man’s flood warnings.
Surely, if they had CNN bastardize the English language on their behalf, then the entire population of semi-literate ~85 IQ nogs would have known to evacuate and not loot the city.
Now that’s some smart thinking.