March 8, 2019
Everyone knows that you need to break a few eggs to make a multicultural omelette.
The problem is that white people don’t like it when eggs break; it reduces the appeal of the omelette.
German mayor Michael Kissel understands this fact, so he’s doing all he can to hide those unsightly eggshells.
Police in the German state of Rhineland-Palatinate say a Tunisian man turned himself in to authorities, claiming to have killed his girlfriend during a “relationship dispute.”
Upon arriving at a residence in Worms, emergency personnel discovered a deceased 21-year-old woman, according to a police report.
The Tunisian suspect, 22, is now in custody pending an investigation.
Incredibly, Worms Mayor Michael Kissel has reportedly requested the case be handled with extra care so as not to provide opponents of mass migration with political ammunition.
“Kissel expressed his confidence in the judiciary, which has to judge the serious incident when all the investigations have been completed,” Nibelungen Kurier reports.
“In addition, the mayor asked to evaluate the events with the necessary sense of proportion, so that the act would not be abused by right-wing populists for political issues.”