Gavin Newsom Elected Governor of California

Andrew Angin
Daily Stormer
June 6, 2018

The election in November is just going to be a formality.

No way can a Republican win governor in California in the age of Trump.


Liberal Democrat Gavin Newsom and Trump-backed Republican John H. Cox will face off in the November general election to decide California’s next governor.

Under California’s unusual “jungle primary” system, the top two vote-getters — regardless of party — advance to the general election. In all, 27 candidates vied to succeed Democratic Gov. Jerry Brown, who was ineligible to run again because of term limits.

Based on 92 percent of precincts reporting Tuesday’s statewide primary results, Newsom had 33 percent of the vote and first place while Cox was second with 26 percent. They were separated by about 286,000 votes.

Newsom, the state’s lieutenant governor and an ex-mayor of San Francisco, had been widely expected to be the top vote-getter since he was the longtime frontrunner in the governor’s race. Cox took the number two spot and had been gaining in most recent public opinion polling following President Donald Trump three weeks ago tweeting his endorsement of the conservative San Diego businessman.

Cox does have the best campaign slogan though:

“Clean Out the Barn.”

Jordan Peterson would be a lot more popular if he would have grabbed that instead of “clean your room,” “fold your socks” and “wash your penis.”

But Cox will get less votes from his borderline plagiarism of Jordan Peterson, as people are likely to take him as a Petersonite agent.

We’re at the point now where the Democrats are ready to start asking every person in any position of power: “are you now or have you ever been a Jordan Peterson Patreon?”

This guy is enemy number one.

Jews do not like clean rooms and penises.

You know what Cox could have won with though.

You know.

Don’t act like you don’t know.

That would have been it.

Even shitlibs can’t resist that kind of call to adventure.

He blew the screws loose on that one.

Ain’t nobody wants to clean a barn.

So yeah I mean, event over, Newsom wins.

And he is a complete shitlib, worse even than old Jer.

He’s gonna implode everything in that shitty state.

I don’t know if he supports secession or not, but he is the type of asshole who would.

He’s like, the type of asshole who thinks “All You Need is Love” is a legit strategy for life and running the government.

Polarization is good, kids.

Embrace it.

Demand it, in fact.

Other Primaries

I’m just gonna be honest here: I didn’t really follow the primaries that took place yesterday.

After Reverend Grass-on-the-Field managed to lose in Alabama, then Steve Bannon went one gin and tonic over the line, then the other weird events, I was just like “yeah okay, nevermind” as far as that whole thing goes.

On the Democrat side I’m more interested, because they are running a bunch of extremists. Who are, I believe, unelectable.

So hopefully some of those won yesterday.

I can’t follow every single event, guys.

The Daily Stormer needs a bigger staff.

Send shekels, please.

I’ve gotta hire Luke O’Brien to stalk and dox Jews, and he’s playing hardball on salary negotiations out of the gate, apparently.

For those of you who don’t understand salary negotiation tactics, I’m supposed to come out with an offer in response to “you can’t afford me.” He’s definitely read Art of the Deal.

Anyway, we need him on full time stalk & dox duty.

And we need someone who really closely follows electoral politics, Fash the Nation style.

A Middle East guy would be good too.

But srsly guys, how much is NYT or WSJ? Like $10 a month. Send that, all of you. We need some fucking money. I’m about to hit burnout here. Take the above article, just as an example.

What is going on here?

Why would I even think of “Paint Your Wagon”?

Overwork is causing my brain to develop irregular neural pathways.

I’ve worked every day for coming on 5 years now.

We need a legit staff.

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