April 21, 2018
It’s about goddamn time.
I’ve been waiting for this piece of shit to die since 2013.
Swedish DJ and electronic dance music producer Avicii has been found dead in Muscat, Oman. He was 28.
No cause of death has been given.
His representative said in a statement: “It is with profound sorrow that we announce the loss of Tim Bergling, also known as Avicii.
“He was found dead in Muscat, Oman, this Friday afternoon local time, April 20.
“The family is devastated and we ask everyone to please respect their need for privacy in this difficult time. No further statements will be given.”
His death comes days after he was nominated for a Billboard Music Award for top dance/electronic album.
I don’t know where Oman is and I don’t give anything close to enough of a fuck to Google it.
I assume it is some nigger shithole which has done absolutely nothing of value, ever.
Well, that losing streak just ended, Oman: you just did a great thing.
You killed that Sweden fuck who made that song I hate.
I just realized he made that other song that I hate the most.
From now it’s gonna be “oh man, what a great country – they killed that Sweden fuck and kept him from making any more of these songs that women make you listen to over and over while you’re trying to have sex with them.”
A round of applause.
How many lives have been saved by this one shitty Swede dying?
How many people would have been driven to suicide by future songs he was going to make?
The cause of death isn’t given, I guess we can assume “drugs.” But I do have hope that he got caught sucking on a dick and the hajis went ahead and gave him “Allah’s Rooftop Ride.”
Or they just decided to throw him off a roof because his music was convicted of making people gay.
I think we should protest his funeral.
With rotting fruit and k-pop.
Here’s a real song to celebrate his timely demise.