March 30, 2018
Starbucks is the most Jewish coffee. Therefore, it’s also the most cancer-inducing.
Don’t you hate it when you’re enjoying a hot cup of $10 coffee, and all of a sudden, you get cancer?
Yeah, me too.
Unsurprisingly, we have the Jews to blame, yet again.
But despair not, as the Jew’s evil doesn’t go unchecked this time. Indeed, the heavy hammer of JUSTICE has come down on their evil kike scheme, and retribution is on the way.
Starbucks Corp (SBUX.O) and other coffee sellers must put a cancer warning on coffee sold in California, a Los Angeles judge has ruled, possibly exposing the companies to millions of dollars in fines.
The Jews thought they could oppress the goyim without end and get away with it forever.
But they’ve crossed the line.
That line is coffee. It’s one thing to charge talmudic fees for a cup of coffee, but another thing altogether to poison it with cancer.
The first pogrom will be enacted over coffee – mark my word.
A little-known not-for-profit group sued some 90 coffee retailers, including Starbucks, on grounds they were violating a California law requiring companies to warn consumers of chemicals in their products that could cause cancer.
One of those chemicals is acrylamide, a byproduct of roasting coffee beans that is present in high levels in brewed coffee.
These Jews… Poisoning our coffee with… Acrilamide – whatever that is.
Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Elihu Berle said in a decision dated Wednesday that Starbucks and other companies had failed to show there was no significant risk from a carcinogen produced in the coffee roasting process, court documents showed.
Starbucks and other defendants have until April 10 to file objections to the decision.
In all seriousness though, this isn’t targeted specifically at Starbucks – though they are the largest company being sued. And while it’s an evil kike company that definitely needs to be shut down, this lawsuit is pretty nuts.
Acrylamide is actually a natural by-product of cooking food. A lot of the food we eat, if roasted, baked or fried, will end up containing this stuff. So if coffee needs a cancer warning, then so do potato chips, prunes, olives, toasted bread and baked carrots.
My proposed compromise on this issue is to simply shut down Jew companies selling products containing acrylamide, just to be on the safe side. After all, even if acrylamide is harmless, they’re probably putting other crap in there that’ll kill you.