June 19, 2019
Angela Merkel met with the new president of Ukraine and couldn’t be even asked to stand straight for the anthem without doing the fucking Macarena.
It was very, very disrespectful.
Of course, the problem was that Merkel was in a country with a far lower supply of migrant semen for her to ingest, and her supplies had begun to run short.
There are other theories out there though.
Perhaps Madeye Merkel ran out of Polyjuice potion and started transforming back into a Reptilian during the ceremony as her skin suit began to deteriorate.
You have to admit, the resemblance is uncanny.
German Chancellor Angela Merkel was spotted visibly unsteady and shaking when she met Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky. The 64-year-old politician later said she recovered from the sickly condition after drinking water.
Merkel felt unwell while she greeted Zelensky outside the chancellery amid hot weather in Berlin. The two leaders were listening to a band, playing national anthems of the two countries, when Merkel started shaking and swaying around a little, footage from the scene shows.
Following the anthems, Merkel managed to get herself together and was seen walking quickly alongside Zelensky into the chancellery. The German leader later told reporters that she has fully recovered after drinking several glasses of water.
“Since then I have drunk at least three glasses of water – I obviously needed that and so I’m doing very well now,” she said.
On a more serious note, while Angela Merkel almost certainly slurps migrant semen on the down-low with mucho gusto, the real problem that we have all over the West is a generation of decrepit, senile old post-War people who are way too old for this thing, but refuse to hand over the reins of power to the next generation (or the wealth that they stole from the youth back to the youth).
Our countries are run by dementia-ridden (or worse) old people who think that they won’t ever die and are dragging us into the absolute abyss with their behavior (and voting habits).
And this is nothing new.
In the USSR, you had the exact same problem. The people who were running the whole thing were all geriatrics in their 80s who were kept alive by the literal infusions of young people’s blood by Soviet doctors.
They were so senile and retarded that they started making colossal mistake after colossal mistake. This is one of the most overlooked reasons for the collapse of the USSR: scumfuck grimy old sallow-skinned bastards with false teeth and heads full of poo running the country into the ground.
You can’t tell me that the USSA and the USSE don’t face the exact same problem right now.
Between Bernie, Biden and Blormpf, you’ve got the A-Team of Alzheimer’s trying to run the country and that spells trouble.
I’m just glad that Trump won, because he was the sharpest one out of all of them, especially when you consider that Hillary was even more senile than he was.
Coughing fits, pants full of her own shit – she was a complete mess. Tripping and falling and collapsing all over the place. Very disrespectful.
It’s literally every single country.
People forget how Teresa May also used to spasm all over the place for the cameras before she was unceremoniously fired.
And now we have proof that Merkel is literally losing control of her body.
All in all, these people should all be in retirement homes, getting pillow’d by migrant workers, not running countries!