September 25, 2018
We are incredibly saddened by the sudden death of @AprilFreemanFL. April put her heart and soul into her community — and was dedicated to making a better future for all Floridians. Her work ethic and passion was an inspiration to all of us. pic.twitter.com/PXzyfEzX1M
— Florida Democrats (@FlaDems) September 24, 2018
Most likely, this is a fluke, or meme magic, or something else.
But I choose to believe that the GOP has finally manned-up and has decided to start outright assassinating opposition politicians.
April Freeman, the Democratic candidate in Florida’s 17th Congressional District, died unexpectedly on Sunday, her husband announced on Facebook.
“It’s with great sadness that I feel I must inform all of you that my beloved wife April passed away suddenly last night,” David Freeman wrote on the social media site on Monday. “To all of her family and friends here on Facebook, my heart aches with you.”
He later told the Sarasota Herald-Tribune that his 54-year-old wife had apparently suffered a heart attack. “That’s all I know right now,” he told the paper.
I can’t tell how close this race actually was supposed to be. I can’t find a poll.
I can see that she won her primary much more handily than her Republican opponent.
I can also see that while there was a Republican last time, the district has historically voted Democrat.
So I assume that the race was at least a wee bit tight.
I guess we’ll just have to wait and see in the coming weeks if more Democrat politicans start dropping off under mysterious circumstances.
But you know… I’m just joking around.
Bitch was fat as hell, and fat bitches have heart attacks in their 50s. This is a thing.
I guess maybe the Democrats should learn not to run fat whores in elections, because they might up and die and then hand the election over to Republicans.
Although I honestly like that I am blacklisted by the media, as it has made my life so much easier and allowed the site to continue to grow organically without being impeded by all these “shut it down” programs, this is one case where I wish it wasn’t the situation. I would love to see “Neon-Nazi White Racist Skin-Hater Suggests Overweight Dem Candidate May Have Been Assassinated by GOP Agents.”