April 22, 2017
Dear the French,
Democracy will save you, I’m sure.
Just like it saved America.
Look at all this end of DACA and no war with Syria we’re getting from our democracy victory.
You too can have all your promises fulfilled by a politician.
If you just vote.
Seriously, I mean.
Do go vote for Le Pen.
It’s worth it.
You’re not going to get anything, but it will show, once and for all, that Democracy is a hoax.
Then we can move forward with a real agenda.