February 23, 2018
The country is a nut house.
King Kangz are climbing buildings and shit.
At least in the movie they tried to shoot down the monkey.
But in modern day America, we try to have a conversation with the monkey about White Privilege instead.
A Congolese national who previously climbed the Statue of Liberty monument to protest all immigration enforcement in the United States has scaled an Austin, Texas, building to demand open borders.
This week, Therese Okoumou, a 44-year-old immigrant from the Democratic Republic of the Congo, scaled the Southwest Key building in Austin to protest the detention of border-crossers at the U.S.-Mexico border.
“Free the children,” Okoumou shouted from the top of the building, according to local media. “Let them go!”
She really hates Americans. Calls them drug-addicted motherfuckers.
And I was too quick to compare her to King Kong.
She’s more like a mini King Kong.
Which would technically be a Donkey Kong.
Although, as everyone knows, if we were to go even smaller than Donkey Kong, we’d have Diddy Kong.
And if we wanted to be really cover our bases, we’d have to bring up Lanky Kong.
More perceptive minds than my own will have to decide which fictional ape this kangess most closely resembles.
This is where we’re at.
Congolese immigrants are just going to be climbing random monuments and buildings because they don’t like White people.
Because climbing on top of something has a symbolic value.
It makes a statement.
Whenever blacks get the swarthy vapors going, they climb on top of things to protest White people.
Heh, couldn’t resist slipping in one more monkey reference
And let me tell you something.
This Congolese Kong is really shattering my preconceived notions about black people with her “fuck whitey” and “lemme climb ontoppa sumfin'” antics.