May 22, 2019
The Communist revolution in America is nigh and I, for one, am thrilled.
Americans today are more closely divided than they were earlier in the last century when asked whether some form of socialism would be a good or bad thing for the country. While 51% of U.S. adults say socialism would be a bad thing for the country, 43% believe it would be a good thing. Those results contrast with a 1942 Roper/Fortune survey that found 40% describing socialism as a bad thing, 25% a good thing and 34% not having an opinion.
Look at this graph:
Those numbers don’t lie, folks.
People have had enough of being told about the miraculous hidden economic power of bootstraps and realized that they’ve got a better chance of forcing the government to shake down Jeff Bezos at gunpoint for his ill-gotten gains instead.
In expectation of this, I have begun preparing for the looming Communist revolution by listening to Chap Trap House – Reddit’s premier new wave Marxist podcast.
In particular, I am a fan of their leader, Comrade Matt Christman.
He is as war-ready as anyone I’ve ever witnessed.
People always ask me if I’m joking or not when I refer to Soy having turned sentient sometime in 2012.
And it’s like, just look at the pictures, man.
You tell me you don’t believe that Soy isn’t capable of taking human form.
At the very least, these boys are taking their marching orders from the Deep Soy State – and they’ve got a whole army of Soy Spawn behind them.
Look at these numbers from their Patreon:
Do you know how many fridges of Soylent ™ you can buy with 130k a month?
And there’d be plenty of money left over for some AKs and red berets.
Honestly, wouldn’t a collapsed economy and a few years of red terror be a small price to pay for the Reactionary (or Bonapartist, if you want to be a patrician with your terminology) backlash that will follow?
Besides, Blognald Grumbuft has literally done everything in his power to lay the stage for this.
By talking tough and doing absolutely nothing – the complete opposite of walking softly and carrying a big stick – he’s galvanized the Schizo-Left and allowed them to grow, unfettered and unchecked.
The other Uncle Ted would be ashamed
In the meantime, the brown lumpenprole hordes are pouring in and the Left thinks that they can militarize them against the Capitalists (White people) and use them as bioterror weapons in the revolution.
Communists always do this.
They use foreigners (Jews, Latvians, Tatars) against the locals because most even converted locals won’t engage in mass killing sprees against their own… for the most part.
And now we’ve got all this talk about a war with Venezuela and Iran, which, if it leads to an actual war, would galvanize the TRVE left as they suddenly reclaim their anti-war credentials. Bernie is coming out against Trump’s war in Iran.
Great. All of a sudden, the Commies are for peace and the nutjob Boomer MIGA niggers (I refer to them as miggers now) are for another stupid war in the Middle East because their tribal chieftain in the White House told them it was a good idea.
It is a perfect storm at this point.
Nothing is going well if you’re analyzing things from a MAGA point of view.
Everything is going swimmingly, however, if you’re rooting for the Communists to overthrow our current shill government and to start hunting down rich people in the streets.