Bolsonaro Caught Running Drugs, Didn’t Even Try Any Himself!

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
June 28, 2019

I always considered Jair Bolsonaro to be an unofficial member of the Alt-Lite. Everything from his superficial “right-wing” persona, his appeal with low-IQ normies and his love for the Jews indicated that this man was going to be trouble.

Now, we learn that he has been running drugs despite promising to be tough on drugs – which was to be expected really.

New York Times:

President Jair Bolsonaro of Brazil has vowed to pursue drug traffickers relentlessly. So he was hard-pressed to explain how a presidential plane ended up carrying 86 pounds of cocaine across the Atlantic during an official trip.

A Brazilian airman on that aircraft was caught with the shipment on Tuesday during a brief stop in Spain en route to the Group of 20 summit in Japan, Brazilian and Spanish officials said Wednesday.

The cocaine bust was bad enough. But it was an extraordinary embarrassment for Mr. Bolsonaro, who has exalted the integrity and professionalism of Brazil’s military.

Now, let’s give Bolsonaro a charitable reading. He, like Trump, could have just been grossly incompetent and unaware of what his pilots were up to, much like Trump is unaware of what his cabinet is up to.

There’s plenty of proof for this theory.

Here, take a look at this:

Turns out he too is a Boomer.

And now all the pieces are coming together.

Even his “chop down the rainforest to raise the GDP” strategy starts to make sense when you take into account just how much Boomers hate nature.

I would actually take a more charitable view of the whole situation if I suspected that Bolsonaro himself needed bags on bags on bags of cocaine because that’s just how he parties and he makes sure that everyone has a good time when they fly with El Presidente on his jet to Ibiza.

But no, he’s just letting it happen under his nose – and no, not in the literal sense.

None of these old Right-Lite politicians appear to have a clue about what is going on.

Forget about understanding the economy or Jews or racial IQ stats.

These people can’t even keep their own staff from smuggling cocaine.

Top Comments

  1. To be fair, sometimes I don’t know that people I’m with are smuggling 86 pounds of cocaine either.

    You really just never know.

    There’s a moral to this tale: Choose your friends carefully.

  2. Roy, the jew love is the problem here.

    The coke is a joke and quite possibly a jew thing.

    Keep your eyes on the prize.

    Fire up the oven.

  3. Bolsonaro was and is Turbo-Trump. His fall is going to be that much bigger.

  4. Fucking boomers man. My dad destroyed our grape vine, garden, and berries to build his third (!) garage so he could buy cars 3 and 4. Nobody else to even use them but he needs 4 cars and he’ll be damned if he’s gonna let some garden get in the way of his parking.

    Now that his lawn takes less time to mow, he walks around with a leaf blower every other day to ‘dust off’ the fucking driveway.

    Fuuuuuuck boomers.

  5. Airplanes are huge with lots of nooks-and-crannies…

    Spanish news reports have indicated that, according to the Spanish police, almost all the bags were found under Bolsonaro’s seat and in the overhead bins just above his seat…

    Umm, I meant to say that … umm … umm …

    Just kidding, no such Spanish news reports. But Bolsonaro could gain instant credibility by having whoever the smuggler was … executed, shot dead, upon touch-down onto Brazilian soil. Would salvage an embarrassment, turn him into the Brazilian Duterte, rev up his presidency.


  6. This is why it’s important to learn to forage for wild plants in the wilderness. Some of my gardens have also been destroyed. Just a few days ago I picked some wood nettle and cooked it up.

  7. Shitty propaganda from the left. Bolsonaro is much better than Trump. He is tough on crime. Brazil’s crime rates have been falling a lot since he assumed

  8. Well this is terrible, but at least he did this to Trudeau…

    jajajjaja

    pwned

  9. There’s a chance that this was a set-up.

    It’s tough being at the top. I mean - who can you really trust?

  10. Those G20 summit after parties can get pretty wild apparently.

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