July 3, 2019
When you actually see black government officials talk, it is hard to believe that having black people in the government is a real thing.
It is also difficult to believe that any type of woman is allowed in the government, as her primary goal is always going to be stopping people from making fun of her on the internet.
On Tuesday, speaking outside of the Homestead Temporary Shelter for Unaccompanied Children in her home state of Florida, black female congressperson Frederica Wilson called for the prosecution of people who make fun of her on the internet.
Democrat Rep. Frederica Wilson (FL) says that people who are “making fun of members of Congress” online “should be prosecuted” pic.twitter.com/f69KwOeJ0n
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) July 2, 2019
In the clip posted to Twitter, some white woman in the audience was shouting about something, and Wilson looked confused for several seconds before she launched into the confusing tirade.
Those people who are online making fun of members of congress are a disgrace, and there is no need for anyone to think that is unacceptable [sic]. We’re gonna shut them down and work with whoever it is to shut them down, and they should be prosecuted. You can not intimidate members of congress, threaten members of congress, it’s against the law and it is a shame in this United States of America.
This is actually exactly what I would have written if I were writing a joke about a black female calling for people that make fun of her on the internet to be arrested. She even used the “shut it down” meme.
This is what we’re looking at in the future when all white men are finally driven out of positions of power in America.
The good news is that if the brown authoritarian government puts out an order to arrest you for making fun of them on the internet, they will not be very good at finding you. They will also get bored, and forget why they’re looking for you.
The other upshot to a totally brown country is that you’ll be able to get away with wearing funny hats while working at professional jobs or even working in an official capacity for the government.
I know that’s a big deal for all of my bald brothers out there. Some of you can’t pull off a shaved head, can’t wear a baseball cap with a suit or other professional dress, or you’re just sick of baseball caps. All bald men want to be able to wear funny hats without being made fun of on the internet.
In a completely brown America, you can wear whatever kind of silly-ass hat you want, ain’t nobody gonna say shit to you, and if they do, you can call Rep. Frederica Wilson and she’ll shut them down.