May 12, 2018
65,000 text messages? I don’t even know how that’s physically possible, but daaaamn. That level of performance needs to be weaponized.
Someone may have just set a new standard of trolling performance, and get this – it’s a woman.
Unfortunately, the authorities are already cracking down on her, all for a little harmless prank on some Jew.
What started as a potential relationship on a dating site ended in a stalking nightmare for one Paradise Valley man.
PV police say the victim met 31-year-old Jacqueline Claire Ades of Phoenix online and went on a date with her.
But things quickly went awry.
Awry? Or awesome?
After that date, police say Ades began texting the man constantly, sending him more than 65,000 text messages. The victim told police sometimes she would send up to 500 texts a day.
Police say some of those messages were threatening.
According to the police report, the messages included:
“Don’t ever try to leave me… I’ll kill you… I don’t wanna be a murderer!”
“I hope you die… you rotten filthy Jew.”
“I’m like the new Hitler… man was a genius.”
“I’d wear your fascia ‘n the top of your skull ‘n your hands ‘n feet.”
“Oh, what I would do w/your blood… I’d wanna bathe in it.”
— Paradise Valley PD (@PVPolice) May 9, 2018
Not all heroes wear capes.
Also, police say Ades entered the victim’s residence when he wasn’t at home.
According to the police report, Ades had “a large butcher knife on the passenger seat of her car” at the time.
Hahaha, the good old “butcher knife on the back seat” meme. Classic.
Ades also reportedly showed up at the victim’s workplace, claiming to be his wife.
Paradise Valley police arrested Ades Tuesday, May 8.
She was booked into 4th Avenue Jail on threatening, stalking, harassment and failure to appear charges.
When detectives asked Ades about the threatening text messages, she said “She did not want to hurt the victim because she loved him” and she says “she threatened him because she did not want him to leave.”
It’s sad how her harmless trolling is so badly misunderstood by the authorities. Trolls might just be the world’s most oppressed minorities.
Unlike conventional wisdom, which dictates that gamers are the most oppressed minority.
Just look at the police report, smdh. They put in things like the following:
Who hasn’t threatened to wear someone else’s body parts, as a joke bro? Erm…
No, but seriously though, we don’t even know if the guy she was texting was even a Jew. So this is all so weird. It’s just another example of this Jewed-out modern world turning everyone insane. The woman in question was likely taking SSRIs or other psycho-active pharmaceuticals, which are known to produce deranged and violent behavior.
But 65,000 anti-Semitic messages, wow. Maybe we need to dope some trolls with SSRIs and let them loose on Twitter. It’s worth a shot.