“Backlash” Over Proposed Straight Pride Parade in Boston!

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
June 8, 2019

First things first: there has traditionally never been such a thing as a straight pride parade because we have usually referred to such an occurrence as just a “parade.”

Or a “military parade.”

Straight pride parades are de facto banned in America, just like military triumphs are, but it took this proposal to prove that incontrovertible fact and really hammer the point home.

CBS Boston:

Days before Boston’s Pride parade fills city streets, celebrating the LGBTQ community, another parade proposal is causing an uproar on social media. John Hugo is the president of a group calling itself Super Happy Fun America. His goal is to create a straight pride parade.

Hugo explains, “We want people to be aware that there is not only one side of things. There’s a lot of people that are uncomfortable with a lot of things that are going on in our country and they’re afraid to speak up.”

The idea for a straight pride parade is one Mayor Walsh is quick to dismiss.

“Quick to dismiss.”

The Gay Mafia is very, very real. It is heterosexuals who are now, officially, a right-wing conspiracy. Seriously, if you were to listen to a gay talk, every single famous person or history-changing figure you may have heard of was actually gay. In other words, it is now officially the PC position that straight people are a myth, like elves or dragons, and that is why they do not deserve their own parades.

“Come on, I don’t know what this straight pride parade is all about. I know that we have a pride parade on Saturday and that’s what I’m going to march in,” Mayor Walsh said.

Boston Pride President Linda Demarco says in a statement: “Boston Pride welcomes everyone to march in the Pride Parade this Saturday, June 8th. We know that straight allies of the LGBTQ community are among the thousands of supporters who come out every year to march, observe and celebrate. We are looking forward to seeing our straight friends, family, and neighbors at the Boston Pride parade and festival this Saturday along with members of the LGBTQ community. In the meantime, we are focused on putting on our largest Boston Pride parade ever.” 

“There will be no straight pride parades, but you are welcome to participate in a gay pride parade.” t. Mayor Walsh.

Mayor Walsh lost his lips on a homosexual’s penis before taking office. 

The Mayor’s response is actually consistent with the completely irredeemable faggot values of the state of Massachusetts, which is one of the Whitest and most liberal states in the union.

The keynote speaker for the straight people was supposed to be Brad Pitt, but he decided that he was, in fact, a queer and supported the homos instead. I humbly suggest that they offer the job to Mel Gibson next time.

For obvious reasons, Mel is not gay and Mel believes that heterosexuals do, in fact, exist.

Top Comments

  1. I unfortunately live in this state. The good news is that when I graduate highschool I will heed my moms advice and study over at Moscow and maybe even live there. Russia isn’t perfect but it’s certainly better than living under ZOG.

  2. From the CBS Boston comments where (((Dorothy Cohen))) tries using male-on-male rape to suggest that faggots are normal.

    “Thank you Dorothy, very cool!”



    Except when the majority is straight
    Or White
    Or Christian

  4. Jay says:

    Massachusetts is politically like this:
    52-55% of the voting public hold the other 48-45% hostage, because mah democracy and liberal schooling system that is on par with California.

  5. Hugo should publically accept and say he is putting on a straight section to the parade. It will fucking ruin it for faggots and it will get international news.

    Think of the cool floats

  6. I also hear he is a collector and an aficionado of soap and lampshades!

  7. Your Mom sounds like a wise woman…

  8. One day, this will all be a painful, but valuable memory for our people.

  9. Jaego says:

    Mayor Marty Walsh isn’t Gay, but he might as well be. In short, he serves his Masters, the Globo-Homo. Their will is his will. Their ideas are his ideas. Look at that Cuck Face - this guy’s never had an original thought in his life. He’s always played it safe, looking to see what the important people were doing and wanted him to believe, say, or do.

  10. Obviously a straight pride parade will result in Jews and faggots getting shoved into ovens and turned into lampshades.

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