February 27, 2019
As we prepare to make our final decision on the true system of economics – Jewish international communism or Jewish international capitalism – Alexandria and Ivanka are going to WAR!
Freshman New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez snapped back at Ivanka Trump’s criticism of her Green New Deal proposal Tuesday — saying she knows what she’s talking about when it comes to wages, because she “actually worked for tips.”
“As a person who actually worked for tips & hourly wages in my life, instead of having to learn about it 2nd-hand, I can tell you that most people want to be paid enough to live,” the socialist darling tweeted.
“A living wage isn’t a gift, it’s a right. Workers are often paid far less than the value they create.”
The Bronx-born congresswoman was referring to Trump’s comment to Fox News Tuesday that Americans want to earn their paychecks, not take a handout.
“I don’t think most Americans, in their heart, want to be given something,” the White House adviser said. “People want to work for what they get.
“So, I think that this idea of a guaranteed minimum is not something most people want. They want the ability to be able to secure a job. They want the ability to live in a country where there’s the potential for upward mobility.”
Ocasio-Cortez followed up with: “Imagine attacking a Jobs Guarantee by saying ‘people prefer to earn money.’ ???”
Okay, so: no one really knows what a government-forced $15 federal minimum wage would do to the economy.
And both AOC and Ivanka are internationalists, so both agree that simply deporting all of the brown people to increase the value of labor – which would result in a minimum wage a lot higher than $15 – is not an option.
So how can this situation be solved?
Well, there is only one actual, reasonable and logical way…
I just sent Dana White a message on WhatsApp about this, and he said “fuck ya bro im down.”
So it’s pretty much all in place.
All we need is for Alexandria and Ivanka to agree to put their fists where their gibberish mouths are, and step in the ring.
I don’t really care if we have Jewish communism or Jewish capitalism, because I’m voting for the trans-Aryan Chinaman who is going to give me $1000 a month for free anyway, which will make this point moot.
I just want to see the fight. Which I think is where the majority of people are. So I don’t think you’re going to see much of a backlash if the government announces that this policy will be decided by a feminist MMA fight.
What will interest me a lot more than the policy being decided is the BETTING.
I don’t even know how to calculate odds.
Neither has a history of MMA fighting.
Off the top of my head, I’d say Ivanka has the advantage. But have you seen this vein in AOC’s neck?
We’re going to have to wait and hear about their training regimens.