March 12, 2019
One may think that after the backpacking shield-maiden’s beheading in Morocco, white girls would avoid traveling the world alone and getting themselves into dangerous third-world shitholes, but one would be mistaken.
Women’s stupidity is a special kind of stupidity that not even a high IQ can fix.
The naked body of missing British backpacker Catherine Shaw was found on the side of a mountain yesterday, one week after she vanished in Guatemala.
The 23-year-old disappeared in the early hours of last Tuesday, carrying a stray grey and white puppy.
It is believed she hiked up a peak overlooking Lake Atitlan to see the sunrise.
Her body was spotted near a perilous rocky path which leads to the top. Last night it emerged she was found naked.
It is understood Miss Shaw, from Witney, Oxfordshire, was discovered in a cavern near the trail, two miles from her hostel in the village of San Juan La Laguna.
Investigators will now probe whether there was any foul play involved in her death or the possibility she may have been murdered.
GUISE! She needed to find herself. That’s why she went to a third world shithole to get herself killed.
The tragic discovery came after Miss Shaw’s jacket and the stray puppy were found nearby.
Local mayor Antonio Chavajay said: ‘I’d like to thank the community for coming together. They found the body near the dog, the dog was the evidence of where she was. It is not known how she died. She was found in a very rocky area.’
‘The puppy was OK, a little undernourished and crying a lot,’ said Amy Farrow, 37, an American former paramedic who had been helping the search.
The story had a happy ending, then.
Meanwhile, the owner of the hostel where Miss Shaw was last seen claimed the young backpacker had given cookies laced with cannabis to guests.
The boss of Eco Hotel Mayachik claimed she herself had fallen ill and had nightmares and hallucinations after trying the biscuits.
The Austrian woman, who did not want to be named, said: ‘They came and put a box of cookies on the bar and said: “Everyone, have some.” I tasted two and an hour later, I was completely under [the influence of] drugs. I think these cookies had drugs in them.’
After the alleged incident the woman claims she told Miss Shaw to leave, adding: ‘I confronted her. She said: “It’s just love. It’s just nature.” The hotel has a strict no-drugs policy.’
Okay, so the whore was an insane hippy “mother nature” type who was also a yoga teacher and drugged people against their will.
In an online post two weeks ago, she described having the ‘most magically spiritual week of my journey so far’ following a visit to a nudist festival in Oaxaca, Mexico.
No, this was definitely the most spiritual part of her journey; her spirit literally left her body.