Absolutely BASED! New Golan Settlement to Be Named After Trump!

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
April 24, 2019

The kikes clearly know their mark.

Trump absolutely can’t resist the siren call of having something – anything – named after him.


Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said he will name a settlement in the Golan Heights after Donald Trump, in a show of gratitude for the US president’s decision to recognize the region as Israeli territory.

“In honor of President Trump, who recognized Israel’s sovereignty over the Golan, [Israel] will soon call for a settlement in the Golan Heights in his name. Happy holiday!” a message posted from Netanyahu’s Twitter account said on Tuesday.

Now, Trump could have had just about any town in America renamed after him if he had kept his promises and built the wall – all done by a grateful citizenry eager to remind posterity of the greatness of the POTUS who was promised and who ensured the future of their posterity for generations to come.

Instead, Trump’s going to get some dusty shacks slapped together quickly to steal the land away from Syria named after him.

It’s all so sad. 

He could have had everything that Israel is offering him and more if he had focused on MAGA instead of MIGA.

Trump would have entered history as one of the handful of rulers who constructed structures large enough to be seen from space. He would be on the same level as the Chinese Emperors, Emperor Hadrian and, I’m sure, some others. Afterward, he could have moved the capital to the geographic center of the United States somewhere in Kansas and named the new city after himself, like Nazarbaev just did in Kazakhstan.

Trumptopia or Trumptown or Trumpsville – take your pick, it doesn’t really matter.

And it would be a proper modern city without niggers, bureaucrats or homosexuals mucking it all up – because it’d be in the heartland of America, and normal people would come to live and work and run the government and to make money, leaving the coastal elites out to dry for once.


Just think what could have been if it weren’t for these loathsome, meddling kikes!

Top Comments

  1. Oh, but I’m sure – just absolutely, totally convinced – that when he’s re-elected in 2020 (>implying), he’s gonna focus on making America, not Israel, great again. He’ll definitely appoint lots of non-Zionists into his administration, such as… well… ahhh… look dumb goyim, just vote for him and everything will be fine.

  2. This is how the two presidents and one prime minister travel

  3. This is so frikkin BASED, I just can’t wait to see what else Trump has in store for Israel

  4. Or you could not, continue being a whiny bitch, and then have shit get 6,000,000 times worse.

    Fix the body of government that actually makes laws and stop bitching about the one that executes them.

    If you fell for the campaign promises that hard you must not understand how the shit works.

    Be glad we are getting better judges than that BITCH would have nominated at least. That impact will outlast any stupid presidential term and will have HUGE implications for the future. Why no one can fully understand the gravity of this is a mystery to me.

  5. Cheer up, Orange Thing.

    Now you have a kibutz named after you.

    You can die in peace right now.

    Mission accomplished!.

  6. It’s a mystery to me why anyone would think institutions like the Supreme Court, stacked with ‘servatives or not, would matter in a brown world full of assholes who hate whitey.

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