Canada: A New Hero is Born! “Marlboro Man” Wipes the Floor with Antifa at Fagfest!

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
June 20, 2019

Christian preachers went out to Hamilton to spread the good word over the weekend and put the fear of God into the hearts of the degenerate Canadian college hordes when they were attacked by pink-clad ninjas.

Though they were outnumbered, the forces of Jesus won the day and gave us a much-needed meme victory morale booster.

Toronto Star:

Hamilton Police Service are investigating an altercation between two groups of people at Gage Park Pride Festival, Saturday.

Officers found two groups of people engaged in a physical confrontation in the middle of the park away from the main festivities, at 1000 Main St., according to a news release by police.

Penman said officers escorted a religious group and members of the yellow vest movement, a populist group that originated in France, off of event property.

She said no arrests were made, but the investigation is ongoing.

There were no cops to be seen, and the two groups were allowed to just fight it out in a chaotic moshpit that lasted almost an hour.

It was an on-and-off battle, with Antifa clearly attacking the Christian preachers and getting curb-stomped every single time, then being forced to retreat and regroup, only to foolishly re-initiate the fight and get bloodied once again.

Seriously though, this whole video is nuts. 

I’ve never seen such a collection of monsters, golems and freaks from all my years of researching Antifa smackdown compilations. This brawl really stands out as something else. The key turning point came when Marlboro Man decided to sacrifice all of his Defense stats and go full aggro to secure the big W and protect the faith from Satan’s army of minions.

OOOOOOOF.

What a hit.

If that helmet wasn’t plastic, he rearranged some gray cells in those Antifa’s skulls for sure.

Now, there are some important details to iron out here before we proceed any further. It has come to my attention that some smol-brained dolts have taken to calling this man “Pan Man” when this designation clearly makes no sense.

This is the real Pan Man – and our hero looks nothing like him.

He is not wielding a pan – he is wielding a helmet and a lit cigarette.

The comparison is clear:

I don’t know why you would ever call him “Pan Man” after considering the logic and viewing the evidence that I have laid out.

Anyways, hopefully, we can put that controversy to rest and collectively lavish all the praise on Marlboro Man that he so richly deserves.

It hurts me to say this, but there’s a very good chance that we may never get a repeat of this stunning display of nicotine dependency and Slavic savagery because the Canadian government will no doubt ban assault helmets after reviewing the video and that will be the end of that.

Still, one man did his part to stem the tide of evil and he will be remembered for his heroism and we must never forget that.

This man has earned himself a VIP pass to Valhalla and even more importantly: everlasting internet clout. 

You may not like it, but Marlboro Man is what peak Antifa-bashing performance looks like.

Editor’s Note: Don’t ever fight Antifa in real life. Even if they attack you, you will go to prison. You will at least be arrested and put in jail and may spend tens of thousands of dollars defending yourself. The rule is, they are allowed to attack you and it is criminal to fight back. At least that is the rule in America. This is Canada, so maybe they’re not fully up on this program – I don’t know. But I know that these scenes, as fun as they are, are not worth ruining your life over. -AA

Top Comments

  1. amazing hit. also this ugly walrus deserved a strong uppercut

  2. Putting a cigarette in your mouth automatically doubles your strength.
    Virgin vapes vs chad smokes

  3. These antifa scum need to be put into forced hard labor camps, Chinese style ones where if they fail to produced they get whipped to shit and then summarily executed, absolutely worthless pieces of shit, I assume the land whale was a female humanoid although in faggot Trudeaus Canada who knows, great hits by the gent working on his lung cancer, hopefully the second hand smoke did some damage as well.

  4. Antifa : Gender is a social construct, and love is love

    Also Antifa: YOU HIT A GIRL, FAGGOT!

  5. Tbh, Antifa should really rethink their “fight right-wingers” policy. I am not sure they are the best street fighters.

    What happens when the state cannot protect them anymore and every normal person goes aggro ?

    I mean, do these guys really want to make it physical ?

  6. I love how he instinctively evaded getting trapped in a choke hold by the third guy.

  7. Marlboro Man did nothing wrong

    Rises with the sun
    Feeds the chickens
    Runs the doggos
    Remembers the Sky King
    Sing praises of Marlboro Man
    Why the fuck did they call him pan man
    Marlboro Man eats beef
    Punches bitches
    Hits fags with helmets
    Marlboro Man praises a higher being
    Marlboro Man DGAF
    Marlboro Man drinks and bangs bitches
    Marlboro Man juggles pit bulls
    Marlboro Man lifts
    Marlboro Man sorts out crowds
    Marlboro Man has someone wash his penis

  8. Who were the two Gandolf Boomers at the end? Should have knocked gramps teeth out.

  9. Run Optics Check Please

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    Status: Peak

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